Bultaco Loc: Aiken, SC

My Private part died


You need a sense of humor to work in a nursing home ~ that is for sure.


An old man, was living in a nursing home at Marion Village.


One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was
anything wrong.


'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said the old man.

'My Private Part died today, and I am
very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little
forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, he was
walking down the hall with his Private
Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. She said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied the old man. 'I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died.'

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy , 'you did tell
me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

jeep_daddy Loc: Prescott AZ

DragonsLady Loc: Los Alamos, NM

OMG That's funny!

Copyrat

Some old men know the stuff.