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When love fades
Mar 3, 2017 07:26:34 #
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV.
When I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen ask...
"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, dear, I think I'll have chicken."
She replied , "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."
When I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen ask...
"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, dear, I think I'll have chicken."
She replied , "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."
Mar 3, 2017 07:42:12 #
Mar 3, 2017 07:44:50 #
usnpilot wrote:
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV.
When I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen ask...
"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, dear, I think I'll have chicken."
She replied , "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."
When I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen ask...
"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, dear, I think I'll have chicken."
She replied , "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."
Is her name Norma?😀😅😨
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Mar 3, 2017 07:51:48 #
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Mar 3, 2017 08:25:02 #
usnpilot wrote:
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV.
When I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen ask...
"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, dear, I think I'll have chicken."
She replied , "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."
When I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen ask...
"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, dear, I think I'll have chicken."
She replied , "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."
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Mar 3, 2017 20:26:21 #
The wife's ref to her husband is my most favored epithet of folk I don't care for. Bravo!
Mar 4, 2017 07:03:24 #
Mar 4, 2017 08:30:35 #
usnpilot wrote:
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV.
When I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen ask...
"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, dear, I think I'll have chicken."
She replied , "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."
When I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen ask...
"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, dear, I think I'll have chicken."
She replied , "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."
Mar 4, 2017 08:59:17 #
usnpilot wrote:
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV.
When I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen ask...
"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, dear, I think I'll have chicken."
She replied , "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."
When I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen ask...
"What would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, dear, I think I'll have chicken."
She replied , "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."
Over the last few years I had come to believe that mutual presbyopia was the only adjustment required for maintenance of romance among mature married folk. This story suggests that a careful focus on the refinement of selective hearing may be of equal importance
Mar 4, 2017 10:22:07 #
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Mar 4, 2017 16:14:31 #
Orson Burleigh wrote:
Over the last few years .... selective hearing may be of equal importance
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor who was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
He went back in a month for a checkup and the doctor said,
"Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said,
"Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
Mar 4, 2017 16:31:29 #
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