The Department of the Navy is now assigning females to quarters in separate, private and OFF LIMITS area on all aircraft carriers.
Addressing all boat personnel at Pearl Harbor, CINCPAC advised, "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 the first time."
He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $500. Are there any questions?"
A crusty Marine Gunnery Sergeant, from the security detail assigned to the ship, stood up in the crowd and inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
At least we still have a sense of humor
pipesgt wrote:
Addressing all boat personnel at Pearl Harbor,
To the Navy, a boat is a submarine. To submariners, everything else is a target.
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