$5,000 test
Feb 17, 2017 20:13:26 #
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know, and r**l w***n know it too.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know, and r**l w***n know it too.
Feb 17, 2017 21:37:43 #
Feb 17, 2017 22:32:45 #
Feb 17, 2017 23:23:00 #
green wrote:
so which one did he marry?
Can you read? The one with the biggest boobs, not to be confused with tits. Every man knows the difference.
Feb 18, 2017 00:13:08 #
gmcase wrote:
I have found over the years that the men that prefer big boobs almost invariably didn't really get enough titty in their early years.Can you read? The one with the biggest boobs, not to be confused with tits. Every man knows the difference.
Feb 18, 2017 03:57:38 #
green wrote:
so which one did he marry?
The one who got a $5,000 prostitute, so they could have a threesome.
Feb 18, 2017 04:45:01 #
Wellhiem wrote:
The one who got a $5,000 prostitute, so they could have a threesome.
That would have been the one that invested the money. She's the ONLY one that had disposable income, the rest spent all their money!
And for the record..., How big WERE her boobs and were they real???
Real men would easily know the difference!!!!!
And was the prostitute Russian?!?!?
SS
Feb 18, 2017 08:01:45 #
SharpShooter wrote:
That would have been the one that invested the money. She's the ONLY one that had disposable income, the rest spent all their money!
And for the record..., How big WERE her boobs and were they real???
Real men would easily know the difference!!!!!
And was the prostitute Russian?!?!?
SS
And for the record..., How big WERE her boobs and were they real???
Real men would easily know the difference!!!!!
And was the prostitute Russian?!?!?
SS
As all real men know there is a substantial difference between boobs and tits. Since they were called "boobs" they were not very large nor firm. If one of them had "tits" she certainly would have been his choice.
Feb 18, 2017 08:06:36 #
gmcase wrote:
I think you are confused...As all real men know there is a substantial difference between boobs and tits. Since they were called "boobs" they were not very large nor firm. If one of them had "tits" she certainly would have been his choice.
boobs
http://www.dafont.com/forum/attach/orig/3/2/326963.jpg
tits
http://sexopicxxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hot-blonde-with-small-tits.jpg
I think you have to apply the bigger-than-a-handful test on the inbetween ones.
Feb 18, 2017 10:18:17 #
green wrote:
I think you are confused...
boobs
http://www.dafont.com/forum/attach/orig/3/2/326963.jpg
tits
http://sexopicxxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hot-blonde-with-small-tits.jpg
I think you have to apply the bigger-than-a-handful test on the inbetween ones.
boobs
http://www.dafont.com/forum/attach/orig/3/2/326963.jpg
tits
http://sexopicxxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/hot-blonde-with-small-tits.jpg
I think you have to apply the bigger-than-a-handful test on the inbetween ones.
Considering your femimale tendencies it is obvious you are the one confused.
Feb 18, 2017 10:20:13 #
gmcase wrote:
says the poster with the naked guy as an avatar Considering your femimale tendencies it is obvious you are the one confused.
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