Sirsnapalot Loc: Hammond, Louisiana

I knew I was old , but I didn't know I had all of these problem's!

Well, actually I'm not 75 yet!

I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .
I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a r****t.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's
standards, makes me a f*****t.

I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me h********c.

I am non-union, which makes me a t*****r to the working
class and an ally of big business.

I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the NRA.

I am older than 65, which makes me a useless old man.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American
culture, which makes me xenophobic.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation
according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant.

Now, a sick old woman is calling me and my friends a basket of deplorables.

Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!

I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me
through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking!

I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly! Funny, it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

As if all this idiocy wasn't enough to deal with, I now
don’t know which restroom to use! And I have to go!

nimbushopper Loc: Tampa, FL

That is why T***p w*n the e******n!

Paladin3248 Loc: McKenzie,Tennessee

Very well stated and I can relate👍

leftj Loc: Texas

And the last 7 or 8 years rhymes with?

RLSeipleSr Loc: North of Boston

Know this brother ... you are not alone ...

Bob S

Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado

Ol' Frank Loc: Orlando,

I think that now applies to all of us seniors now. I just didn't realize how much we have been reclassified.

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

Lenf Loc: Strasburg,PA

👍👍👍🇺🇸

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

I didn't see "If I disagree with a Rightie I am automatically a Libtard." LOL!

Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado

Definition of libTARD; Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder.

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

Seems to be prematurely spreading.

Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado

Only since President Trump was inaugurated.

SharpShooter Loc: NorCal

No, actually it's why t***p w*nt last 4 years!!!
SS

SharpShooter Loc: NorCal

Oh, I've accepted my president, I'm just having trouble getting over how stupid he is!!! LoL
SS