silverhawk
Loc: Born a West Virginian, Living in Virginia
While the priest was presenting a children's sermon before the whole congregation.
He asked the children if they knew anything about the Resurrection.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time,
asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.
In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.
The priest called on him and the boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection
that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.
the funniest i've heard in a long time.
That is great! I'm still laughing at that one.
Very good! If mine lasts more than 4 hours, I'm calling my old girlfriend!
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