Is this fence test really accurate?
Feb 5, 2017 12:53:25 #
The Fence Test
You can't get any more accurate than this!
This is straight forward country thinking.
by Jeff Foxworthy
Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."
You can't get any more accurate than this!
This is straight forward country thinking.
by Jeff Foxworthy
Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."
Feb 5, 2017 12:55:34 #
funny but a bit tired... looks like it's new to you.
all it really says it that you are a Republican, no?
all it really says it that you are a Republican, no?
Feb 5, 2017 13:19:06 #
James Shaw wrote:
The Fence Test br br You can't get any more accur... (show quote)
If any that was true. Why do Republicans fighting it. We eee
Feb 5, 2017 14:13:52 #
I'm a Republican. I've seen it before many times and it is still true and still funny.
Feb 5, 2017 14:25:11 #
green wrote:
funny but a bit tired... looks like it's new to you.
all it really says it that you are a Republican, no?
all it really says it that you are a Republican, no?
Yes, new to me. Answer to second question, no. I am neither repub nor demo. I v**e as I see them. I v**e for the person, not a party. There is much about all parties that I like but so much, too, I cannot accept.
Feb 5, 2017 14:34:59 #
Feb 5, 2017 14:36:35 #
Feb 5, 2017 14:42:04 #
let's make one for the liberals & conservatives (democrats and republicans have soiled their names beyond reproach)
A liberal loves Jews
A conservative loves Jews when they are in Israel k*****g Arabs
A liberal is very concerned about the 500,000 gun-related deaths in America since 9/11.
A conservative is very concerned about the 50 terrorist-related deaths in America since 9/11.
A liberal is concerned about our children.
A conservative is concerned about our children, before they're born, and then again at 18 for cannon fodder.
A liberal supports immigration reform.
A conservative supports deportation reform.
A liberal is concerned about secular laws based on religion.
A conservative is concerned about secular laws based on Islam.
If a liberal reads this, he'll add in a couple of his own...give it a try, it's easy!
If a conservative reads this, he'll start trumpsplaining each and every point without taking a breath... it's the CONway.
A liberal loves Jews
A conservative loves Jews when they are in Israel k*****g Arabs
A liberal is very concerned about the 500,000 gun-related deaths in America since 9/11.
A conservative is very concerned about the 50 terrorist-related deaths in America since 9/11.
A liberal is concerned about our children.
A conservative is concerned about our children, before they're born, and then again at 18 for cannon fodder.
A liberal supports immigration reform.
A conservative supports deportation reform.
A liberal is concerned about secular laws based on religion.
A conservative is concerned about secular laws based on Islam.
If a liberal reads this, he'll add in a couple of his own...give it a try, it's easy!
If a conservative reads this, he'll start trumpsplaining each and every point without taking a breath... it's the CONway.
Feb 5, 2017 14:59:59 #
green wrote:
A real person loves all people and all other life. One is not born republican, democrat. One learns these labels from others.let's make one for the liberals & conservative... (show quote)
Feb 5, 2017 15:02:40 #
Feb 5, 2017 15:02:56 #
James Shaw wrote:
yes, it's great when see the humanity in each other, however our brains are programmed to compare and contrast various aspects of our reality, which requires a classification system... Humanity is a lot easier to see when not separated by distance and technology.A real person loves all people and all other life. One is not born republican, democrat. One learns these labels from others.
..and I posted in the same sense of humor as you posted your classifications.
Feb 5, 2017 15:20:02 #
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James Shaw wrote:
A real person loves all people and all other life. One is not born republican, democrat. One learns these labels from others.
A real person loves all people and all other life. One is not born republican, democrat. One learns these labels from others.
green wrote:
You need not defend your stand with me, green. I trust you to be a good human being.yes, it's great when see the humanity in each other, however our brains are programmed to compare and contrast various aspects of our reality, which requires a classification system... Humanity is a lot easier to see when not separated by distance and technology.
..and I posted in the same sense of humor as you posted your classifications.
..and I posted in the same sense of humor as you posted your classifications.
Feb 5, 2017 15:23:50 #
James Shaw wrote:
wellll... let's not get carried away here You need not defend your stand with me, green. I trust you to be a good human being.
Feb 5, 2017 15:30:54 #
James Shaw wrote:
You need not defend your stand with me, green. I trust you to be a good human being.
HEY ME TOO🤔🤔🤔🤔👌👌👌
Feb 5, 2017 15:34:10 #
dirtpusher wrote:
dirt... I don't know about youHEY ME TOO🤔🤔🤔🤔👌👌👌
I mean the best liberals don't come on this board... they send the murders and the rapists...
and some, I'm sure are very good people.... look they were kind enough to build a wall around my taco (but I had to pay for it, lousy cheep Mexicans)
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2626495.1462476848!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/taco6n-1-web.jpg
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