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Little red wagon
Feb 5, 2017 10:11:13   #
Sirsnapalot Loc: Hammond, Louisiana
 
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
''Thanks,' the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '
The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'

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Feb 5, 2017 10:42:06   #
FrankR Loc: NYC
 
That's FUNNY!!

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Feb 5, 2017 10:46:46   #
samantha90 Loc: Fort Worth,Texas
 
OMG!! The girl knows what she is doing..LOL!
Sirsnapalot wrote:
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
''Thanks,' the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '
The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'
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Feb 5, 2017 10:51:32   #
Sirsnapalot Loc: Hammond, Louisiana
 

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Feb 5, 2017 12:32:21   #
jim quist Loc: Missouri
 
One I can tell in church...

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Feb 6, 2017 07:50:26   #
grillmaster5062
 
I haven't seen this one in quite a while. Cute.

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Feb 6, 2017 10:42:25   #
AnselsBest1 Loc: WLA, CA
 
MEOOOOOOWWWWW! You have brightened my Rain soaked morning in West Los Angeles. Especially funny as I saw A Dog's Purpose this weekend. Thanks😆 Ron

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Feb 6, 2017 23:11:42   #
Orson Burleigh Loc: Annapolis, Maryland, USA
 
ROFL

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Feb 7, 2017 22:52:27   #
rehess Loc: South Bend, Indiana, USA
 
I was expecting the little girl to tell the firefighter that he doesn't know anything about cats. A cat's neck muscles aren't very strong, so you'd never attach anything to its collar; in fact, a collar designed for feline use often has a break-away buckle to protect the animal. If a cat were going to pull something, you'd put a harness on the cat and attach the something to the harness. We have harnesses simply to allow us to take cats outside on a leash.

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