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Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:
·Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

·What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
·Does the man look poor or oppressed?
·Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
·Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
·Could we run away?
·What does my wife think?
·What about the kids?
·Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
·What does the law say about this situation?
·Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it?
·Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
·Is it possible he'd be happy with just k*****g me?
·Does he definitely want to k**l me, or would he be content just to wound me?
·If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
·Should I call 9-1-1?
·Why is this street so deserted?
·We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
·Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
·I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
·This is all so confusing!

........... ......... ......... ......... ......... ........ ......... ........ ...
Republican's Answer:
BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!

Merlin1300 Loc: New England, But Now & Forever SoTX

?? Only 12 rounds in his clip and 9 in his reload ??
He must be from the Almost South ??

gmcase Loc: Galt's Gulch

jim quist Loc: Missouri

Nice

ken hubert Loc: Missouri

I must be a Southerner!

gmcase Loc: Galt's Gulch

Deep south I bet?

ken hubert Loc: Missouri

I rekin

Merlin1300 Loc: New England, But Now & Forever SoTX

Well Mebe - - but Deep South would be more like:
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! (15 Rd +1 in the chamber)
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click
Dad: 'Nice grouping, Daughter!'

ken hubert Loc: Missouri

Both my girls can out shoot me now. They are passing their sk**ls on to my grandkids.

Kalskag2

I'm an American.

GeorgeH Loc: Jonesboro, GA

Excellent!

ken hubert Loc: Missouri

Proof??

tramsey Loc: Texas

Merlin1300 must be from Texas to

Merlin1300 Loc: New England, But Now & Forever SoTX

I Got Yer Back

PalePictures Loc: Traveling

I'm from the South.
"I'd rather be heard by 12 than carried by 6"
We have parties here when Hurricanes are less than a cat5.....While everyone north of the Mason Dixon watches the news in horror......
We truly live the New Hampshire motto......Live free or die.

Son "Dad what's the difference between the taxidermist and the taxman?"
Dad "The Taxidermist leaves the hide."