Cheese Factory
Dec 25, 2016 05:14:40 #
A fella goes into his local bank and says to the manager, "I'd like to
borrow £100,000 to open a cheese factory in Cheshire. It's gonna be
be called Cheshire cheese.
"Wow, hold on a minute", says the bank manager. "There's already a
company called Cheshire Cheese - you're gonna have to come up with
something better than that."
The guy comes back next week, and says, "Right I've got it. I want to
borrow £200,000 to open a cheese factory in France. It's gonna be called
Brie Cheese."
"I'm afraid that one's already there too," says the bank manager. "Brie
Cheese is world famous, so I can't lend you the money for that."
In a last ditch attempt, the man comes back in the following week.
"Right", says the man, "I've got it. I want to borrow £500,000 to open a
cheese factory in Israel."
"Oh, now we're talking," says the bank manager. "What are you going to
call it?"
The man says, "Cheeses of Nazareth."
borrow £100,000 to open a cheese factory in Cheshire. It's gonna be
be called Cheshire cheese.
"Wow, hold on a minute", says the bank manager. "There's already a
company called Cheshire Cheese - you're gonna have to come up with
something better than that."
The guy comes back next week, and says, "Right I've got it. I want to
borrow £200,000 to open a cheese factory in France. It's gonna be called
Brie Cheese."
"I'm afraid that one's already there too," says the bank manager. "Brie
Cheese is world famous, so I can't lend you the money for that."
In a last ditch attempt, the man comes back in the following week.
"Right", says the man, "I've got it. I want to borrow £500,000 to open a
cheese factory in Israel."
"Oh, now we're talking," says the bank manager. "What are you going to
call it?"
The man says, "Cheeses of Nazareth."
Dec 25, 2016 06:10:04 #
Dec 25, 2016 06:52:59 #
bigalw wrote:
The man says, "Cheeses of Nazareth."
We have a small specialty store that sells fancy food. Outside, they have a sign they change occasionally. For a few days, it said, "Honk if you love cheeses."
Dec 25, 2016 07:03:12 #
The Israelis will accept anything and laugh with you as long as they can tax it I guess ! 
Dec 25, 2016 07:14:38 #
I think maybe they just aren't as thin skinned as us politically correct Americans. They certainly can't tax more than we do.
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Dec 26, 2016 10:38:41 #
There is the old one of a German priest who stopped a man and said,"Do you love Jesua?"
"Ya," :said the man ."Big fat round Dutch cheeses."
"Ya," :said the man ."Big fat round Dutch cheeses."
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