Billy, I have a great book that I am sure you would enjoy (or maybe you helped write it!). It is called, BISBA, which stands for Burr Identification System for Breast Analysis. It was written by a Dr Timothy Burr as a tongue-in-cheek spoof to prove that a woman's breast characteristics are intimately linked to her personality, so much so that she can alter her breasts just by changing her personality. The first part of the book is all about characterizing breasts. He approaches the topic very scientifically in that a breast is a bag with stuffing; you can have large bags with little stuffing, or little bags with lots of stuffing. The breasts are also characterized by position of the nipple (from the side, are the nipples above the line of maximum horizontal projection, straight out, or below the line; from the front you assess in which quadrant of a circle they lie). Then there are measures for firmness, and quite a few other characteristics. He coins a bunch of words in the book as well, including "gynecomamology -- the study of the female breast." He states at the outset that to be as student of gynecomamology you have to have seen a woman's breasts, you have to have felt a woman's breasts, and you have to have had two women side by side so that you can compare the breasts. In the second part he associates all the variously classified characteristics with different personalities. Of course, the large firm pointy breast shape is associated with the personality of a "dumb blonde." It is all a joke, but fun reading!!!

I never alluded to her figure or attractiveness but just said she had some pretty big breasts huh. She aint my type fella I tend to go for slim women and find nothing attractive in big tits. Re my own looks - well imagine a mature Brad Pitt with a twinkle in the eyes similar to Paul Newman the natural grace of Fred Astaire with the luck to have a body that resembles that of an athlete such as Usain Bolt and you will understand why I have to continually fight off female admirers. All I can say is believe me when I say good looks can be a curse! So consider yourself lucky cos ugly has it advantages.