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Nov 20, 2016 12:18:26   #
Shellback Loc: North of Cheyenne Bottoms Wetlands - Kansas
 
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc.

This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Walmart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:
Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look).
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, "No", but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen Sept 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also Oct 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 27th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Walmart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $1.25 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.
Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, etc.
So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for
this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

Let's be safe out there people!

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Nov 20, 2016 12:22:03   #
ken hubert Loc: Missouri
 
Shellback wrote:
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc.

This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Walmart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:
Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look).
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, "No", but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen Sept 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also Oct 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 27th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Walmart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $1.25 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.
Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, etc.
So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for
this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

Let's be safe out there people!
Women often receive warnings about protecting them... (show quote)


LMAO!

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Nov 20, 2016 12:24:32   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
I do hope those Two naughty college girls have been in touch with lots of college girls over here..lol.

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Nov 20, 2016 12:40:31   #
Madman Loc: Gulf Coast, Florida USA
 
We need to know more about the location where this is happening - city and state if possible.

This is frightening as I have been to Home Depot and Lowes several times this past week and I must return again tomorrow. It's not just my safety that concerns me.

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Nov 20, 2016 12:48:55   #
ken hubert Loc: Missouri
 
Madman wrote:
We need to know more about the location where this is happening - city and state if possible.

This is frightening as I have been to Home Depot and Lowes several times this past week and I must return again tomorrow. It's not just my safety that concerns me.


Remember to cooperate. No need to get hurt.

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Nov 21, 2016 08:20:44   #
sterrill Loc: missouri
 
They must work quickly.. McDonald's is really close to Walmart in great bend. I used to live there and nothing like that ever happened to me.

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Nov 21, 2016 10:22:42   #
Shellback Loc: North of Cheyenne Bottoms Wetlands - Kansas
 
LOL - I would love to know where it is too - it was sent to me from Columbus OH -

I suppose if this was passed along to your local newspaper, the college kids there might get some ideas...

And the McD's is still close to Walmart in GB - and the Taco Bell has been completely redone too (they tore it down and rebuilt a new one)

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