The Ventriloquist 😁😁😁😁
Nov 5, 2016 19:28:56 #
A young ventriloquist was touring and one night was doing a show in a small Newfoundland town.
With the dummy on his knee, he went thru his usual dumb blond jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stood up on her chair and started shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and the community, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humour!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist began to apologize, but the blonde continued, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee."
(P.S. - for those whom don't really like blond jokes, replace that word with "redhead", I won't mind!)
With the dummy on his knee, he went thru his usual dumb blond jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stood up on her chair and started shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and the community, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humour!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist began to apologize, but the blonde continued, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee."
(P.S. - for those whom don't really like blond jokes, replace that word with "redhead", I won't mind!)
Nov 6, 2016 01:31:44 #
Nov 6, 2016 01:38:38 #
Nov 6, 2016 08:04:59 #
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.