Jewish tie salesman (joke :-)))
Nov 2, 2016 19:56:53 #
A taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack - selling ties.
The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment - I spit on your ties. I need water!
"Sorry, I have none - just ties - pure silk - and only $5."
"Pahh! A curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you, but I must conserve my energy and find water!"
"Okay," said the little old Jewish man, it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me or that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need...Go In Peace!
Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead and gasped, "They won't let me in without a tie!
The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment - I spit on your ties. I need water!
"Sorry, I have none - just ties - pure silk - and only $5."
"Pahh! A curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you, but I must conserve my energy and find water!"
"Okay," said the little old Jewish man, it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me or that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need...Go In Peace!
Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead and gasped, "They won't let me in without a tie!
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Nov 3, 2016 06:28:50 #
Tom G
Loc: Atlanta, GA
exakta56 wrote:
Think about this: how about a Methodist tie salesman????
Exactly
Nov 3, 2016 06:29:29 #
Tom G
Loc: Atlanta, GA
TucsonCoyote wrote:
Jewish people always have a good reason to do what they do !
I always have a good reason for doing what I do; and I'm not Jewish. Or am I? Or should I be?
Nov 3, 2016 07:01:48 #
eddiew0924
Loc: MA
Does that mean that non-jews have no reason for doing what they do? Or maybe it is just you.
Nov 3, 2016 07:15:53 #
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Nov 3, 2016 09:01:48 #
Reminds me of the Churchill quote,
"Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to hell and make them actually look forward to the trip."
"Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to hell and make them actually look forward to the trip."
Nov 3, 2016 09:22:13 #
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