LittleRed

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked "What are all these clocks?"

St. Peter answered. "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "and whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told two lies in his entire life."

"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.

St. Peter replied, "Bush's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!!"

fantom Loc: Colorado

Don't you think a billary clock would be more appropriate and accurate? Her fan could solve and cool g****l w*****g.

ken hubert Loc: Missouri

Naw. A better fit on an jet. It would be spinning like a turbine.

Leicaflex Loc: Cymru

Ha Ha, good one.

JamesCurran Loc: Trenton ,NJ

Um.. The biggest liar currently is, by far, Donald Trump.

SqBear Loc: Kansas, (South Central)

machia Loc: NJ

A Hillary clock would provide enough wind turbine power to light up the world !

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

I think that's wrong--It's Hillary Clinton's fan. She apparently doesn't know how to tell the t***h.

PRETENDER Loc: Micanopy,Florida

The only way you can tell Trump is lying is his mouth is opening. I'm beginning to think lying is a political genetic defect.

rfmaude41 Loc: Lancaster, Texas (DFW area)

I would say NOT. Every time the "Witch" opens her mouth she spews out a minimum of 1,000,000 lies...

fantom Loc: Colorado

Guzzle some more KoolAid. Even the lame street media recognizes that she is a pathological, serial liar and you go around pretending she isn't. Grow up and get real.

waywest Loc: las vegas

in this race to the bottom i prefer trumps surpreme court picks

whitewolfowner

For those who think that Trump is such a big lier; you are definitely falling for the mass medias lies. I have listened to him give many speeches and then seen how the media twists what he says and says he is lying. It is terrible how they treat him; it's done daily and constantly. I'm not saying he has never lied; I'm sure he has but nothing like the corrupt mass media is saying. I can surely say that 99% of all they claim he says is their lie, not his. Now the "Hag of Arkansas" on the other hand is the same as the illegal white house resident; every time they open their mouth, they are lying. Want the t***h; take anything they say, turn it around and you'll find the t***h. It's d********g how the media and the Democrat machine act and insane how so many fall for their childish lies. They should all be strung up. Those that want to argue in their favor, I challenge you to listen to a couple of Trumps speeches, really hear what he is saying and then listen to the medias response and claims later. Only a mind with a 10 foot thick concrete wall in front of their brain could not see it, it's that bad!

Duggy

Bush,Chaney, Obama, Hillary , Both parties are one and the same minus a very few non essential things. The Bushes and Clintons have been involved in every negative event Old Prescott Bush helped Hitler landury money in New York City , Hillary was involved in Watergate, and they vacation together . So which politican
would you find whose clock is not spinning. Donald Trump is not beholden to the lobbiest ,The Libian people now say they screwed up by letting Hildabeast Install a puppet that is so much worse. The same bunch of leaders have had time to do something, to help Joe the plummer, but nada. Go ahead let the Clintons be the downfall of a once great Country. your kids and grandkids will have to pay the price as they wonder what were those people thinking ?

raferrelljr Loc: CHARLOTTE, NC

Obama's and Hillary's clock supply the wind tunnel.