The Pensioner
Sep 25, 2016 05:41:56 #
A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140, then 150, ... then 170, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."
The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied:- "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!
The Cop left saying, " Have a good day, Sir ".
May the 'force' be with you:
The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."
The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied:- "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!
The Cop left saying, " Have a good day, Sir ".
May the 'force' be with you:
Sep 25, 2016 07:20:15 #
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Sep 26, 2016 11:31:30 #
jack schade wrote:
Been around a while, but still very funny.
Jack
Jack
I did not know that this is an old one. it was new to me, anyways.
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Sep 26, 2016 11:59:19 #
I had to laugh out loud at this just like the last time I saw it and the time before that and . . .
It's always nice to have a good story like this repeated since there are always people who haven't seen it before. Thanks for posting.
It's always nice to have a good story like this repeated since there are always people who haven't seen it before. Thanks for posting.
Sep 26, 2016 16:31:54 #
EdJ0307 wrote:
I had to laugh out loud at this just like the last time I saw it and the time before that and . . .
It's always nice to have a good story like this repeated since there are always people who haven't seen it before. Thanks for posting.
It's always nice to have a good story like this repeated since there are always people who haven't seen it before. Thanks for posting.
EdJ0307, I really like your avatar. Trains have always been a favorite subject. This photo of the lead locomotive must look good in full screen mode as I am seeing only something that is 1 inch by 3/4 of an inch.
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Sep 26, 2016 17:42:05 #
FiddleMaker wrote:
Thank you for the complement, FiddleMaker. If you go to this thread you can see the photo full size. I hope you enjoy it.EdJ0307, I really like your avatar. Trains have always been a favorite subject. This photo of the lead locomotive must look good in full screen mode as I am seeing only something that is 1 inch by 3/4 of an inch.
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http://www.uglyhedgehog.com/t-409737-1.html
Ed
Sep 27, 2016 08:29:22 #
EdJ0307 wrote:
Thank you for the complement, FiddleMaker. If you go to this thread you can see the photo full size. I hope you enjoy it.
http://www.uglyhedgehog.com/t-409737-1.html
Ed
http://www.uglyhedgehog.com/t-409737-1.html
Ed
Ed, WOW !!! your avatar (full screen) looks really great on this 27-inch HD monitor. Just like being there. And the next pix - train number 2001. I need to add some locomotive pics to my computer wallpaper for a little diversity of subject matter. Thanks for the UHH link. -FiddleMaker
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