Another circus joke (sans duck)
Sep 8, 2016 13:05:16 #
Big Bill
Loc: Phoenix, AZ
A circus is holding an open talent search, looking for potential new acts.
The usual suspects showed up; jugglers, dog and pony acts, animal trainers (now out of favor), even the odd ventriloquist or two.
Then one man's turn is up, so he just climbs the tallest pole in the tent, and jumps off. Just before he hits the ground, he zooms up, twirling as he rises to the top of the tent, then comes back down, and goes back up, then he does several rolls, loops, throws in a few Immelmanns, then, from one end of the tent to the other, does a perfect eight-point roll, turns, and lands at the feet of the owner.
The owner of the circus looks the man up and down and says, "That's it? Bird imitations?"
The usual suspects showed up; jugglers, dog and pony acts, animal trainers (now out of favor), even the odd ventriloquist or two.
Then one man's turn is up, so he just climbs the tallest pole in the tent, and jumps off. Just before he hits the ground, he zooms up, twirling as he rises to the top of the tent, then comes back down, and goes back up, then he does several rolls, loops, throws in a few Immelmanns, then, from one end of the tent to the other, does a perfect eight-point roll, turns, and lands at the feet of the owner.
The owner of the circus looks the man up and down and says, "That's it? Bird imitations?"
Sep 9, 2016 06:44:31 #
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