Sherlock Holmes
Sep 7, 2016 09:20:49 #
Big Bill
Loc: Phoenix, AZ
Sherlock and Watson were out camping. The campsite was, of course, nearly perfect.
After setting up camp, with the firepit and tent positioned in the best, most logical places, they ate a wonderful dinner, talked and smoked for a while, and retired.
In the middle of the night, Holmes woke up, and woke Watson up, and said, "Watson, what do you see?"
Watson replied, "A wonderful night sky."
Holmes asked, "And what does that tell you?"
Watson replies,"I suppose that it means we are but specks in the eternity of the universe, and that we may take ourselves entirely too seriously."
Holmes says, "It means, Watson, someone stole our tent!"
After setting up camp, with the firepit and tent positioned in the best, most logical places, they ate a wonderful dinner, talked and smoked for a while, and retired.
In the middle of the night, Holmes woke up, and woke Watson up, and said, "Watson, what do you see?"
Watson replied, "A wonderful night sky."
Holmes asked, "And what does that tell you?"
Watson replies,"I suppose that it means we are but specks in the eternity of the universe, and that we may take ourselves entirely too seriously."
Holmes says, "It means, Watson, someone stole our tent!"
Sep 7, 2016 09:29:00 #
remake of a very old Lone Ranger and Tonto joke but still funny :-)
Sep 7, 2016 09:49:46 #
JohnM wrote:
remake of a very old Lone Ranger and Tonto joke but still funny :-)
Well this one is with Holmes and Watson so that makes it new. LOL
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