Dentist visit
May 16, 2012 00:35:22 #
picturedude
Loc: Yosemite natl. park, Ca.
A guy goes to his dentist to get a tooth pulled. When he sat in the chair the dentist went to give him a shot to deaden the pain. The guy said no, didn't want it. So the dentist tried giving him gas, the guy said no. He said he didn't want anything. Finally the dentist gave him a Viagra. Patient asked what for, dentist said "It will give you something to hold onto while I'm pulling the tooth."
May 16, 2012 08:32:48 #
Lady went to the dentist and in the chair complained " I don't know what I hate more, getting a tooth filled or getting a colonoscopy" Dentist said "Make up your mind so I can adjust the chair "
Sarge
Sarge
May 16, 2012 11:12:10 #
picturedude
Loc: Yosemite natl. park, Ca.
sarge69 wrote:
Lady went to the dentist and in the chair complained " I don't know what I hate more, getting a tooth filled or getting a colonoscopy" Dentist said "Make up your mind so I can adjust the chair "
Sarge
Sarge
My dad used to tell that joke, but she didn't know what was worse, having a baby, or pulling a tooth. The dentists reply was the same though.
May 16, 2012 11:21:48 #
picturedude wrote:
My dad used to tell that joke, but she didn't know what was worse, having a baby, or pulling a tooth. The dentists reply was the same though.
sarge69 wrote:
Lady went to the dentist and in the chair complained " I don't know what I hate more, getting a tooth filled or getting a colonoscopy" Dentist said "Make up your mind so I can adjust the chair "
Sarge
Sarge
My dad used to tell that joke, but she didn't know what was worse, having a baby, or pulling a tooth. The dentists reply was the same though.
I was wondering about posting that with the original. LOL
Sarge
May 16, 2012 11:37:25 #
May 17, 2012 09:36:21 #
I went to visit my 89 year old father in the nursing home. I asked how he was feeling and what medications he was taking. He told me, "the usual stuff plus Viagra."
I thought this was strange so I went to the nursing office to verify. The nurse said, "Yes, we're giving him all his regular medications, and he's right, we are giving him Viagra."
I said, "What on earth for? Are you encouraging the residents to have sexual relations?
She said, "Not at all. It just prevents him for rolling over out of bed."
Ba dump bump.
I thought this was strange so I went to the nursing office to verify. The nurse said, "Yes, we're giving him all his regular medications, and he's right, we are giving him Viagra."
I said, "What on earth for? Are you encouraging the residents to have sexual relations?
She said, "Not at all. It just prevents him for rolling over out of bed."
Ba dump bump.
May 17, 2012 09:49:02 #
Man calls dentist for emergency appointment. Comes in with severe tooth pain. Dentist meets the man in the waiting room and describes the procedure of giving a shot to kill the pain and then extracting the tooth. Man says, "No shots, just pull the tooth, I'm in a hurry. I have a golf game in one hour." Dentist offers nitrous. Man says, "No just pull it. No nitrous, no shot. I have to get to the course." Dentist thinks he is either stupid or a very brave man, so he says, "Okay, come on back to the operatory." Man says, "Okay honey, go on back. I'll wait here."
May 17, 2012 13:20:01 #
The Maharishi Yogi went to the dentist. It turns out he needed to have a tooth pulled. As the dentist was ready to administer the Novacaine, the Maharishi refused the pain number, saying "No, No, No, Novacaine." The dentist warned him that it would hurt terribly. "Thats okay," said the Maharishi, "I want to transcend dental medication."
May 17, 2012 13:58:43 #
SteveR wrote:
The Maharishi Yogi went to the dentist. It turns out he needed to have a tooth pulled. As the dentist was ready to administer the Novacaine, the Maharishi refused the pain number, saying "No, No, No, Novacaine." The dentist warned him that it would hurt terribly. "Thats okay," said the Maharishi, "I want to transcend dental medication."
Oh, I get it!
May 17, 2012 13:59:42 #
SteveR wrote:
The Maharishi Yogi went to the dentist. It turns out he needed to have a tooth pulled. As the dentist was ready to administer the Novacaine, the Maharishi refused the pain number, saying "No, No, No, Novacaine." The dentist warned him that it would hurt terribly. "Thats okay," said the Maharishi, "I want to transcend dental medication."
THAT...is what you call a "groaner." But funny.
May 17, 2012 19:50:49 #
Question: When should you go to the dentist?
Answer: At tooth hurty.
Answer: At tooth hurty.
May 17, 2012 19:53:43 #
sloeffler wrote:
Question: When should you go to the dentist?
Answer: At tooth hurty.
Answer: At tooth hurty.
Groan!!!
May 17, 2012 20:40:32 #
May 18, 2012 23:21:10 #
I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. He informed me the cost would be $80 and the procedure would take about 15 minutes. I said, "that seems like alot of money for 15 minutes of work." He replied, "I can make it last longer if you like."
May 19, 2012 16:17:55 #
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