Chuckle for the day...
Aug 22, 2016 13:39:58 #
An old geezer got bored with retirement, and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500. If not cured, I'll pay you $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh! -- This is gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days, figuring
to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, — that's gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily, and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your eyesight back! That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you
can outsmart an old "Geezer."
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500. If not cured, I'll pay you $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh! -- This is gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days, figuring
to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, — that's gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily, and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your eyesight back! That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you
can outsmart an old "Geezer."
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Aug 25, 2016 01:33:09 #
That would be right, I fell off my bike 23 July and went to a GP for treatment... He did
nothing and was an imbecile just like Dr Young.
I was still suffering a week later so I went to the Footscray Hospital
where the real doctors immediately discovered I had a badly broken thumb
and finger.
nothing and was an imbecile just like Dr Young.
I was still suffering a week later so I went to the Footscray Hospital
where the real doctors immediately discovered I had a badly broken thumb
and finger.
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