Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.

A priest and a rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats on an airplane.

After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."

The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

"Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and ate a bacon sandwich."

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later the rabbi spoke up and asked, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke the pledge of my faith."

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent for several minutes.

Finally the rabbi quietly observed, "Beats the shit out of a bacon sandwich doesn't it?"

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MikeMck Loc: Southern Maryland on the Bay

Perfect. Thanks for sharing.

Tom G Loc: Atlanta, GA

Rabbi said it all... 🎯

taffthetooth Loc: U.K

Bloody hell, talk about coincidences, I was only thinking of this joke last night, are you a mind reader? LOL.

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

grillmaster5062

Nice way to start my day!

ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas

LOL, that was hilarious.

willaim Loc: Sunny Southern California

Have to agree. It certainly does...

JoAnneK01 Loc: Lahaina, Hawaii

The rabbi certainly brings it into proper perspective.

BamaTexan Loc: Deep in the heart of Texas

Helluva joke!