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Jul 31, 2016 05:26:33   #
GARGLEBLASTER Loc: Spain
 
Two hippopotomi standing in a river and one says to the other: "I keep thinking it's Tuesday."

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Jul 31, 2016 06:01:58   #
ottopj Loc: Annapolis, MD USA
 
I don't get it, either.

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Jul 31, 2016 06:40:53   #
GARGLEBLASTER Loc: Spain
 
ottopj wrote:
I don't get it, either.


What does it matter to a hippo what day of the week it is?

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Jul 31, 2016 06:42:56   #
WessoJPEG Loc: Cincinnati, Ohio
 
????

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Jul 31, 2016 06:50:37   #
Sirsnapalot Loc: Hammond, Louisiana
 
GARGLEBLASTER wrote:
What does it matter to a hippo what day of the week it is?


He may be taking medicine!

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Jul 31, 2016 06:57:46   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
GARGLEBLASTER wrote:
Two hippopotomi standing in a river and one says to the other: "I keep thinking it's Tuesday."


It makes no sense, but it made me laugh - like something from the New Yorker. It's like the joke about the horse with the long face.

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Jul 31, 2016 06:58:43   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
GARGLEBLASTER wrote:
What does it matter to a hippo what day of the week it is?


Only the hippos know, and they're not telling.

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Jul 31, 2016 07:29:31   #
WessoJPEG Loc: Cincinnati, Ohio
 
jerryc41 wrote:
Only the hippos know, and they're not telling.



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Jul 31, 2016 08:44:01   #
GARGLEBLASTER Loc: Spain
 
jerryc41 wrote:
It makes no sense, but it made me laugh - like something from the New Yorker. It's like the joke about the horse with the long face.


It's very British humour of the absurd. If you get it you get it, if you don't you don't. Don't let it worry you.

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Jul 31, 2016 09:14:02   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
GARGLEBLASTER wrote:
It's very British humour of the absurd. If you get it you get it, if you don't you don't. Don't let it worry you.



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Jul 31, 2016 10:11:01   #
Keldon Loc: Yukon, B.C.
 
I loved it.

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Jul 31, 2016 11:06:02   #
GARGLEBLASTER Loc: Spain
 
Keldon wrote:
I loved it.


Good. Even some Brits. don't understand it.

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Jul 31, 2016 20:24:03   #
Earworms Loc: Sacramento, California
 
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they Lactose.

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Jul 31, 2016 20:26:04   #
Earworms Loc: Sacramento, California
 
Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm a dog.

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Aug 1, 2016 03:51:10   #
IBIJC
 
Earworms is more funner.

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