'nother email funny...blonde man jokes
Jul 25, 2016 17:29:56 #
Well FINALLY, it just had to come to this sooner or later!
A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts:
"Did you find the shampoo?
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...
it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND."
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone,
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and
sees him hanging by his feet.
"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blonde replies.
"The rope should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba
divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward,
they'd still be in the boat."
A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide
to take them to a police station.
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said:
"Close your curtains the next time you and your wife
are having sex. The whole street was watching and
laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde man replied:
"Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday!
A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts:
"Did you find the shampoo?
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...
it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND."
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone,
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and
sees him hanging by his feet.
"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blonde replies.
"The rope should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba
divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward,
they'd still be in the boat."
A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide
to take them to a police station.
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said:
"Close your curtains the next time you and your wife
are having sex. The whole street was watching and
laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde man replied:
"Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday!
Jul 25, 2016 18:07:18 #
Jul 25, 2016 18:43:06 #
Lady Red
Loc: Puget Sound, WA
Thanks for the chuckles.
Also, how to you put a sparkle in a blonde's eye? Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Also, how to you put a sparkle in a blonde's eye? Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Jul 26, 2016 06:41:22 #
Jul 26, 2016 07:38:21 #
Jul 26, 2016 16:43:30 #
Jul 26, 2016 19:09:54 #
Lady Red
Loc: Puget Sound, WA
grillmaster5062 wrote:
Not too shabby, but these gave been around the block a few times.
Most of us have been also! We are all still good!
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