Mayberry
Jul 21, 2016 18:34:11 #
Saw this joke at the bottom of an email....
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet
is because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea,
Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam,
Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou,
Clara, and of course, Opie -- all single.
The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet
is because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea,
Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam,
Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou,
Clara, and of course, Opie -- all single.
The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk
Jul 21, 2016 19:06:58 #
Blurryeyed wrote:
Saw this joke at the bottom of an email....
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet
is because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea,
Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam,
Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou,
Clara, and of course, Opie -- all single.
The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet
is because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea,
Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam,
Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou,
Clara, and of course, Opie -- all single.
The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk
I never thiught about that but it is true. Funny.
Jul 21, 2016 19:09:07 #
Blurryeyed wrote:
Saw this joke at the bottom of an email....
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet
is because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea,
Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam,
Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou,
Clara, and of course, Opie -- all single.
The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet
is because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea,
Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam,
Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou,
Clara, and of course, Opie -- all single.
The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk
Sounds Like Walsh.
Jul 21, 2016 20:08:42 #
Jul 21, 2016 23:58:25 #
interesting... wait! didn't Barney and Goober have a secret marriage?
Jul 22, 2016 00:34:23 #
green wrote:
interesting... wait! didn't Barney and Goober have a secret marriage?
No, silly. Keenan and dirtpusher have a secret marriage.
Jul 22, 2016 01:37:42 #
cwp3420 wrote:
No, silly. Keenan and dirtpusher have a secret marriage.
Oh, I thought they were just friends with benefits.
Fudgesicle benefits...
Jul 22, 2016 03:36:27 #
SonnyE wrote:
Oh, I thought they were just friends with benefits.
Fudgesicle benefits...
Fudgesicle benefits...
Now you did it! Walsh is going to be up all night salivating on how to get his lips on that, thinking it's another dick.
Jul 22, 2016 20:59:23 #
ken hubert wrote:
Now you did it! Walsh is going to be up all night salivating on how to get his lips on that, thinking it's another dick.
WHAT!!! How did lil dickey-sport get into this discussion???
Jul 22, 2016 21:22:14 #
Jul 22, 2016 21:26:22 #
letmedance wrote:
What happened to Keenan and Idaho? Getting a little dull without them.
I saw that Idaho is back. Keenan, I hope he stays gone.
Jul 22, 2016 21:54:49 #
Blurryeyed wrote:
Saw this joke at the bottom of an email....
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet
is because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea,
Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam,
Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou,
Clara, and of course, Opie -- all single.
The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet
is because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea,
Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam,
Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou,
Clara, and of course, Opie -- all single.
The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk
I saw this, funny!
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