Obama walks into a bank...
Jul 15, 2016 11:25:06 #
Racmanaz
Loc: Sunny Tucson!
President Obama walks into a local bank in Chicago to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Obama: "T***hfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!"
Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of 9/11, impostors, forgers, money laundering, and bad mortgage underwriting not to mention requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Obama: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Obama: "I am urging you, please, to cash this check. I need to buy a gift for Michelle for Valentine’s Day"
Cashier: "Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into one of our bank branches without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a coffee cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.” “Another time, Andre Agassi came into the same place without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where as the tennis ball landed in a coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?"
Obama: Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I don’t have a clue.” Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President? https://m.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2dmmyk/the_comical_conservative/
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"
Obama: "T***hfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!"
Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of 9/11, impostors, forgers, money laundering, and bad mortgage underwriting not to mention requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Obama: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Obama: "I am urging you, please, to cash this check. I need to buy a gift for Michelle for Valentine’s Day"
Cashier: "Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into one of our bank branches without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a coffee cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.” “Another time, Andre Agassi came into the same place without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where as the tennis ball landed in a coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?"
Obama: Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I don’t have a clue.” Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President? https://m.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2dmmyk/the_comical_conservative/
Jul 15, 2016 11:37:32 #
Jul 15, 2016 15:36:06 #
Jul 16, 2016 08:52:42 #
Eight years in to his presidency and the r****ts still make jokes and statements regarding him not being smart. They just cannot stand the thought of a black man who is far more intelligent than they.
Jul 16, 2016 09:01:21 #
sb wrote:
Eight years in to his presidency and the r****ts still make jokes and statements regarding him not being smart. They just cannot stand the thought of a black man who is far more intelligent than they.
Tripe.
Jul 16, 2016 11:40:07 #
Racmanaz
Loc: Sunny Tucson!
sb wrote:
Eight years in to his presidency and the r****ts still make jokes and statements regarding him not being smart. They just cannot stand the thought of a black man who is far more intelligent than they.
This joke has nothing to do with race, it's funny how you r****t liberals always see r****m in everything. You Liberals are the true r****t and just projecting it on everybody else.
Jul 16, 2016 18:06:57 #
Racmanaz wrote:
This joke has nothing to do with race, it's funny how you r****t liberals always see r****m in everything. You Liberals are the true r****t and just projecting it on everybody else.
Absolutely!!!
Jul 16, 2016 22:35:53 #
sb wrote:
Eight years in to his presidency and the r****ts still make jokes and statements regarding him not being smart. They just cannot stand the thought of a black man who is far more intelligent than they.
Looks like the race card is all you have.
Jul 17, 2016 22:32:10 #
sb wrote:
Eight years in to his presidency and the r****ts still make jokes and statements regarding him not being smart. They just cannot stand the thought of a black man who is far more intelligent than they.
You got that right.
Jul 17, 2016 22:33:30 #
Racmanaz
Loc: Sunny Tucson!
Kalskag2 wrote:
You got that right.
Name just ONE word in context in this joke that has anything to do with r****m.....I challenge you.
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