mullumby Loc: Australia

9 Months Later...

Keith decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.

So they loaded up Keith's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.

They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.




'I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.'




'Don't worry,' Keith said, 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.




Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.




They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.




But about nine months later, Keith got an unexpected letter from an attorney.




It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, 'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'




'Yes, I do.' said Bob




'Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'




'Well, um, yes!,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'




'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'




Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy, I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?'


'She just died and left me everything.'

ReFlections Loc: From LA to AL

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Mollie Loc: melbourne

that must be at least 60 years old LOL

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

I am too and I like the joke!

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

Still funny mullumby..cheers.

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Well that was unexpected.

jsmangis Loc: Peoria, IL

An oldie but a goodie. I actually heard it fifty years ago.

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

rickerb Loc: utah

There is a rule called the Old Jokes Rule. If a joke reaches ten years since the last time you heard it, it is legal to retell.

John_F Loc: Minneapolis, MN

That makes it a specially oldie goodie.

jeep_daddy Loc: Prescott AZ

Very funny. Of course we were all expecting or should I say that the expecting mother was going to want a little support from him. LOL The joke is on the friend...

Skip-M Loc: Phoenix AZ

me 2 and I liked it also

Past Pro Loc: Spring Hill, Florida

I sent it on!