flat belly.
Jun 16, 2016 18:33:44 #
Flat Belly
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his
dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts,
worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?'
The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and
sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.'
'Your wasting your time,' said the boy.
'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.
'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on
her knees and blows it right back up.'
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his
dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts,
worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?'
The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and
sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it.'
'Your wasting your time,' said the boy.
'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.
'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on
her knees and blows it right back up.'
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Jun 17, 2016 11:23:53 #
You do come up with some good ones! With a little copying and pasting I share some of them with a few select friends. Keep up the good work!
Jun 17, 2016 11:49:36 #
Howdy......
You should issue a SPEW ALERT before a story like that!
Cleaning up now......
Vern...
You should issue a SPEW ALERT before a story like that!
Cleaning up now......
Vern...
Jun 17, 2016 13:11:13 #
Heck Harpers Cartoon Corral.... Kiddies show, live television out of Portland Oregon. The kids on the show used to sit in the Cartoon Corral. (remember live audience-the kids) Circa 1950 or thereabout.
One of the features every day was when Heck (imagine western style business suit and cowboy hat in B/W television) used to ask the kids if someone had a joke to tell.
One day a kid jumps up and wiggles around yelling... I do... I do.
Heck says OK, lets hear it.
Kid, "What does Popeye do when he burns his finger?"
Heck, "We don't know. What does Popeye do when he burns his finger?"
Kid, "He sticks it in Olive Oyl!" delivered with great glee.
From that day on, the show was on 3 second delay!!!!
One of the features every day was when Heck (imagine western style business suit and cowboy hat in B/W television) used to ask the kids if someone had a joke to tell.
One day a kid jumps up and wiggles around yelling... I do... I do.
Heck says OK, lets hear it.
Kid, "What does Popeye do when he burns his finger?"
Heck, "We don't know. What does Popeye do when he burns his finger?"
Kid, "He sticks it in Olive Oyl!" delivered with great glee.
From that day on, the show was on 3 second delay!!!!
Jun 17, 2016 13:55:57 #
Jun 17, 2016 19:46:55 #
The punch line is the kicker !!!!
Lost my whiskey on the keyboard !!!
Lost my whiskey on the keyboard !!!
Jun 18, 2016 22:55:23 #
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