Makes Sense To Me
Jun 9, 2016 14:08:23 #
Makes sense to me - I think.
I had amnesia once --- maybe twice.
I went to San Francisco .
I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that
money can't make me happy.
If the world were a logical place,
men would be the ones who
ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a "free" gift?
Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible
...and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and
courteous in the home and,
when he grows up, he'll never be able
to merge his car onto the freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left
when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists:
they don't talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height--
which varies.
I used to be indecisive.
Now I'm not sure.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If swimming is so good for your figure,
how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
Is it me -- or
do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
Sarge69
I had amnesia once --- maybe twice.
I went to San Francisco .
I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that
money can't make me happy.
If the world were a logical place,
men would be the ones who
ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a "free" gift?
Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible
...and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and
courteous in the home and,
when he grows up, he'll never be able
to merge his car onto the freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left
when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists:
they don't talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height--
which varies.
I used to be indecisive.
Now I'm not sure.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If swimming is so good for your figure,
how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
Is it me -- or
do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
Sarge69
Jun 9, 2016 14:50:40 #
Do buffalos have wings, I didn't know that?
sarge69 wrote:
Makes sense to me - I think. br br I had amnesia ... (show quote)
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Jun 10, 2016 07:28:46 #
sarge69 wrote:
Is it me -- or
do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
Sarge69
do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
Sarge69
I'm still looking for buffaloes with wings.
Jun 10, 2016 08:57:40 #
Jun 10, 2016 09:20:42 #
Mickeydin43 wrote:
Yes they do....but aren't you glad they can't fly!
Mickeydin43 -
I saw a bird
up in the sky.
It dropped some whitewash
in my eye.
I won't holler
I won't cry.
I'm just glad
cows don't fly.
Sarge69
Jun 10, 2016 09:29:57 #
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Jun 10, 2016 13:38:48 #
twowindsbear wrote:
I'm not over-weight
I'm under-tall
I'm under-tall
if I was as tall as my weight indicates I would be 8 ft 9 inches
Jun 11, 2016 12:54:15 #
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