Things get tough with old age
Jun 3, 2016 13:26:53 #
Old Man Is Given A Tough Assignment By His Doctor. What He Tells Him?
Pretty Crazy
An 85-year-old man had to do a sperm count for his physical exam. The
doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this home and bring back a
sample tomorrow."
The next day, the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained …
"Well, doc, it's like this — first I tried with my right hand, but
nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked
my wife for help.
"She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She
tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out,
still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she
tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried
squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor? Good heavens!"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
Pretty Crazy
An 85-year-old man had to do a sperm count for his physical exam. The
doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this home and bring back a
sample tomorrow."
The next day, the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained …
"Well, doc, it's like this — first I tried with my right hand, but
nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked
my wife for help.
"She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She
tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out,
still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she
tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried
squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor? Good heavens!"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
Jun 6, 2016 20:26:58 #
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