NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."

Screamin Scott Loc: Marshfield Wi, Baltimore Md, now Dallas Ga

So true....

Jakebrake Loc: Broomfield, Colorado

Spot on Neil! I don't think lib's care very much for Jeff though.

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

Otherwise, it would be funny.

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

"They can't handle the t***h" - hence the love for Hillary and Barack Hussein.

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Right on!

boberic Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander

bingo

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

phcaan Loc: Willow Springs, MO

That little post truly captures the essence of the difference between liberals and conservatives. Very well done.

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

Thanks. It made me laugh out loud. Jeff is an astute observer of his favorite bailiwick - the human condition.

Hacksaw Loc: Pacific Northwest

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

Is the real motive behind those anti-Trump r**ts the fact that the r****rs will lose all their free stuff under Trump's reign?

Hacksaw Loc: Pacific Northwest

I bet that not even half of those r**ting who are eligible to v**e won't even cast their b****t.

phcaan Loc: Willow Springs, MO

We can always hope.