Globalization explained the easy way !!!
May 18, 2016 13:22:04 #
A definition of globalization that even I can understand and to which I now can relate:
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes
in a French tunnel, riding in a German car
with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by a Canadian,
using American Bill Gates' technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked
by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by
Mexicans who are in the USA illegally because the current president,
born in Kenya and educated as a muslim in Indonesia refuses to enforce US A law.
That is Globalization !
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes
in a French tunnel, riding in a German car
with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by a Canadian,
using American Bill Gates' technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked
by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by
Mexicans who are in the USA illegally because the current president,
born in Kenya and educated as a muslim in Indonesia refuses to enforce US A law.
That is Globalization !
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May 18, 2016 16:07:19 #
usn ret wrote:
That just about covers it. Thanks Cliff
You are welcome Cliff
May 18, 2016 16:07:46 #
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May 19, 2016 06:54:35 #
FrankR
Loc: NYC
I presume the last two lines, like the rest, are said in jest. If not, they're simply stupid and if you believe them, I have a bridge for sale you may be interested in.
May 19, 2016 07:12:16 #
FrankR wrote:
I presume the last two lines, like the rest, are said in jest. If not, they're simply stupid and if you believe them, I have a bridge for sale you may be interested in.
May 19, 2016 07:48:16 #
May 19, 2016 08:32:52 #
FRENCHY wrote:
A definition of globalization that even I can unde... (show quote)
I like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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May 19, 2016 08:44:21 #
I agree 100% and so do millions of americans. Only Rhino republicans/ blue dog democrats deny the truth. I saw Barry's grand mother, His wife, and the leader of Kenya say on national that barry was born in Kenya so don't try to tell me what I hear I never heard . Any man that Demands all the US allow men to go in a bathroom with little girls is mentally ill, and so is anyone who supports him . It is sad to even have such a sick conversation, but barry is a runner up to the Anti Christ.This one will be hard to enforce, to many people will fight barry, on this.
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