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May 9, 2016 16:41:40   #
Wrangler Loc: North Texas
 
What would happen if I were in Manhattan and had to relieve myself, walked up to a fire hydrant and and did so. I would think that I would be arrested. Upon going to court, I would state that I felt like a dog. Would the court find me not guilty because I have the right to be a dog if I felt like it?

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May 9, 2016 16:46:17   #
PixelStan77 Loc: Vermont/Chicago
 
Mike, The court would send you for a competency exam to find out if you have all your marbles.
Wrangler wrote:
What would happen if I were in Manhattan and had to relieve myself, walked up to a fire hydrant and and did so. I would think that I would be arrested. Upon going to court, I would state that I felt like a dog. Would the court find me not guilty because I have the right to be a dog if I felt like it?

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May 9, 2016 16:49:28   #
Wrangler Loc: North Texas
 
Then could I claim civil rights violation?

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May 9, 2016 16:53:16   #
Old Timer Loc: Greenfield, In.
 
If you won they could call animal control and then you would be neutered.

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May 9, 2016 17:05:50   #
Wrangler Loc: North Texas
 
Is that what they do to men who use women's restrooms?

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May 9, 2016 17:30:16   #
rmorrison1116 Loc: Near Valley Forge, Pennsylvania
 
In most states dog have no civil rights as they are considered property.

As for peeing on a fire hydrant in NYC, I guess it depends on where and when.

Just because you feel like a dog doesn't make it so, you're still a person who pissed on a fire hydrant.

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May 9, 2016 17:45:56   #
Wrangler Loc: North Texas
 
But if I feel like a woman, I can use the women's bathroom. Just because I feel like a dog doesn't make it so. Doesn't the same logic apply to g****r?

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May 9, 2016 17:46:13   #
PixelStan77 Loc: Vermont/Chicago
 
Spoken like a lawyer.
rmorrison1116 wrote:
In most states dog have no civil rights as they are considered property.

As for peeing on a fire hydrant in NYC, I guess it depends on where and when.

Just because you feel like a dog doesn't make it so, you're still a person who pissed on a fire hydrant.


:thumbup:

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May 9, 2016 17:55:27   #
Wrangler Loc: North Texas
 
All states have animal cruelty laws. Does that mean dogs do have some rights?

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May 9, 2016 18:16:12   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
Tell the judge you are like a rock.....

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May 9, 2016 18:59:53   #
Wrangler Loc: North Texas
 
DaveO wrote:
Tell the judge you are like a rock.....


I don't understand "like a rock".

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May 9, 2016 19:30:38   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
Perhaps the colloquial expression "dumber than a rock" might help. :roll:

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May 9, 2016 22:09:38   #
Wrangler Loc: North Texas
 
DaveO wrote:
Perhaps the colloquial expression "dumber than a rock" might help. :roll:


Coming from you, I take that as a compliment.

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May 10, 2016 05:49:34   #
wildimaginations
 
It's not using the ladies room to relieve yourself that is the issue.

It's when men go into the ladies room to change, flashing or just your average sexual predator who can finally stalk inside the ladies room peeping around.

One of the things a man can do is go into the ladies room, yell to everyone that your t*********r and start taking pics of everyone doing their thing. You don't even have to dress like a woman, just walk in with a suit and tie and see how that works out.

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May 10, 2016 05:57:34   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
Wrangler wrote:
Coming from you, I take that as a compliment.


How nice!

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