How to ccatch a Polar bear.....
May 4, 2012 20:56:02 #
picturedude
Loc: Yosemite natl. park, Ca.
This is how to catch a Polar bear. First, you go out on the ice and make a hole about 3-4 feet in diameter. Next, you place peas all around the opening. When the bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.
May 4, 2012 21:14:40 #
May 4, 2012 21:40:46 #
picturedude wrote:
This is how to catch a Polar bear.
Good one. :D I like your Steven Wright signature, I was using it a couple of months ago. 8-)
May 4, 2012 22:31:36 #
That is how they Ice Fish around the Black Hills also, They drill the hole then they get the can of peas. and they put them around the hole. then they get there Ice Chairs and a club and they wait for the fish to come up and take a pee, then they club him in the head. I was wondering if you need a license to do this or if they just call it clubbing?
May 5, 2012 00:21:57 #
picturedude
Loc: Yosemite natl. park, Ca.
Sdaupanner wrote:
That is how they Ice Fish around the Black Hills also, They drill the hole then they get the can of peas. and they put them around the hole. then they get there Ice Chairs and a club and they wait for the fish to come up and take a pee, then they club him in the head. I was wondering if you need a license to do this or if they just call it clubbing?
I think it depends on the size of your club.
May 5, 2012 00:23:16 #
picturedude
Loc: Yosemite natl. park, Ca.
tlbuljac wrote:
Tell me again...why am I laughing at this
Because you need to laugh more.
May 5, 2012 08:12:04 #
This type of hunting may drive the polar bear to extinction. I just had a friend return from that northern most state and he said it was already completely filled with ice holes.
May 5, 2012 21:31:52 #
May 6, 2012 01:23:24 #
picturedude
Loc: Yosemite natl. park, Ca.
gibfield wrote:
This is one of the jokes I heard either in school or at a rodeo in Texas I'm 78.
Aren't you glad you have a decent memory?
May 6, 2012 01:40:53 #
May 6, 2012 10:39:52 #
Hal81 wrote:
I though all the ice holes were in DC.
Ha, well let's start clubbing them into those holes then, say in November. 8-)
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