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Thoughts by "Ducky"
Apr 25, 2016 19:50:49
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silverhawk
Loc: Born a West Virginian, Living in Virginia
'nother email I'm sharing to put a smile on your face........ :mrgreen:
THOUGHTS BY DUCKY
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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. So I said Implants?
She hit me.
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How come we choose from just two people to run for president
and over fifty for Miss America ?
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Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly youre in bed with a relative.
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I cant even get into my own pants.
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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldnt have signed up in the first place!
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When I was young we used to go skinny dipping.
Now I just chunky dunk.
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Dont argue with an idiot;
people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
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Wouldnt it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press Ctrl Alt Delete and start all over? AMEN!
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Why is it that our children cant read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
A completely brilliant question!
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Wouldnt you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go,
But FAT cells live forever.
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Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court
when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Another completely brilliant question!
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Bumper sticker of the year: If you can read this, thank a teacher
and since its in English, thank a soldier
And remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes!
Ya just might want to pass this along...
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Apr 26, 2016 08:16:55
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jerryc41
Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
silverhawk wrote:
THOUGHTS BY DUCKY
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Apr 26, 2016 11:22:46
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jaymatt
Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
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Apr 26, 2016 12:39:39
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jack schade
Loc: La Pine Oregon
Great stuff!!! Thanks for the post.
Jack
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General Chit-Chat (non-photography talk)