Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.

AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY 4 PARACHUTES.


THE FIRST PASSENGER, HOLLY MADISON SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND PRETTIEST WOMAN AT PLAYBOY, SO AMERICANS DON'T WANT ME TO DIE." SHE TOOK THE FIRST PACK AND JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE.

THE SECOND PASSENGER, JOHN MCCAIN, SAID, "I'M A SENATOR, AND A DECORATED WAR HERO FROM AN ELITE NAVY UNIT FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." SO HE GRABBED THE SECOND PACK AND JUMPED.

THE THIRD PASSENGER, DONALD TRUMP SAID, "I AM GOING TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, I AM THE SMARTEST MAN IN OUR COUNTRY, AND I WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" SO HE GRABBED THE PACK NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED OUT.

THE FOURTH PASSENGER, BILLY GRAHAM, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A 10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE AND SERVED MY GOD THE BEST I COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE. "

THE LITTLE GIRL SAID, "THAT'S OKAY, MR. GRAHAM. THERE'S A PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU. THE SMARTEST MAN IN AMERICA TOOK MY SCHOOLBAG ."

grillmaster5062

I love it! He probably couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag without help.

Sirsnapalot Loc: Hammond, Louisiana

Like our present leader!

will47 Loc: Indianapolis, IN

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

grillmaster5062

Yeah, Trump is such an upgrade. His schoolyard bully schtick won't cut it on the world stage. You think people h**e us now?

Tracht3

Photography not politics

cheineck Loc: Hobe Sound, FL

They're laughing at us now due to Obama.

grillmaster5062

He has had the most obstructive Congress ever, nobody is really interested in doing their job for their constituents. They only want to serve their special interests and keep the President from doing his job. Do you really think Bush was any better? The only times I have been laid off in the past 20 years have been when a Republican has been in charge.

Sirsnapalot Loc: Hammond, Louisiana

Our standard of living should not be determined by world popularity! Politically correctness is what got us in this mess!

Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.

This is the chit chat section for anything.
Please read the headings.

Los-Angeles-Shooter Loc: Los Angeles

Actually, you're wrong. Politics and your slur against particular politicians are supposed to be in "Attic," not here.

As for stupidity, the UK is currently engaged in self-suicide at the behest of hordes of immigrant Muslims, many of them jihadists. You are hardly in a position to slur Americans.

Hacksaw Loc: Pacific Northwest

:roll:

Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.

You would have noticed though that we don't have one as our prime minister. Then again we might have one as our Mayor of London soon.