Slow husband.
Apr 23, 2016 09:48:19 #
Guy comes home and finds wife in bed with another man.
He hollers: "Just what are you doing?"
Wife says to boyfriend: "See, I told you he was stupid!"
He hollers: "Just what are you doing?"
Wife says to boyfriend: "See, I told you he was stupid!"
Apr 23, 2016 10:19:26 #
Apr 23, 2016 11:13:06 #
DaveO wrote:
That does merit a small but definite chuckle! TFP! :-D 8-)Guy comes home and finds wife in bed with another man ...
Apr 24, 2016 06:41:45 #
Apr 24, 2016 06:44:55 #
grillmaster5062 wrote:
Very old, but still good.
Definitely not describing me! :roll: :roll: Well,one out of two isn't bad......bet you know which one is true.
Apr 24, 2016 15:28:56 #
Similar to/reminds me of...
A guy comes home early from the bar while his wife is in bed with another man. She tells her lover to just lie very still under the covers until the husband falls asleep, and then he can sneak out.
A few minutes after crawling into bed the husband says, "I think there is someone else in bed with us."
"What makes you think that?" she asks.
"There are too many toes at the foot of the bed," he says.
The wife tells him he must be drunk and seeing things that aren't there. "Count them again carefully," she says.
So the husband jumps up, goes to the foot of the bed and counts, "One, two, three, ..., nine, ten. You're right," he says, and climbs back into bed.
A guy comes home early from the bar while his wife is in bed with another man. She tells her lover to just lie very still under the covers until the husband falls asleep, and then he can sneak out.
A few minutes after crawling into bed the husband says, "I think there is someone else in bed with us."
"What makes you think that?" she asks.
"There are too many toes at the foot of the bed," he says.
The wife tells him he must be drunk and seeing things that aren't there. "Count them again carefully," she says.
So the husband jumps up, goes to the foot of the bed and counts, "One, two, three, ..., nine, ten. You're right," he says, and climbs back into bed.
Apr 24, 2016 19:30:59 #
Apr 28, 2016 21:06:05 #
RS
Loc: W Columbia, SC
DaveO wrote:
Guy comes home and finds wife in bed with another man.
He hollers: "Just what are you doing?"
Wife says to boyfriend: "See, I told you he was stupid!"
He hollers: "Just what are you doing?"
Wife says to boyfriend: "See, I told you he was stupid!"
I'm guessing the wife was a blonde, too . . .
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