Math Test
Apr 20, 2016 21:04:36 #
The new math
Chicago & Detroit Schools are finally starting to teach practical maths that these kids can use in real-world situations!
NAME_X X X X X _________________________________________________
GANG/CREW NAME_________________________________________
CRIB_____________________________________________________
1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shooting. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload ?
2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his s**t ?
3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit ?
4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside ?
5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?
6. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over ?
7. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of b***hes Tyrone knocked up ?
8. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income ?
9. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out ?
10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked ?
Chicago & Detroit Schools are finally starting to teach practical maths that these kids can use in real-world situations!
NAME_X X X X X _________________________________________________
GANG/CREW NAME_________________________________________
CRIB_____________________________________________________
1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shooting. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload ?
2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his s**t ?
3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit ?
4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside ?
5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?
6. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over ?
7. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of b***hes Tyrone knocked up ?
8. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income ?
9. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out ?
10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked ?
Apr 20, 2016 21:11:02 #
Apr 21, 2016 10:50:14 #
ricardo7 wrote:
Not funny and has a stink of r****m.
It is very funny you moron and it has no hint of r****m.
You don't know a damn thing about it.
Apr 21, 2016 10:57:18 #
ricardo7 wrote:
Not funny and has a stink of r****m.
Said like a true liberal.... It's only r****t if you always think in those terms...
Apr 21, 2016 11:11:29 #
ricardo7 wrote:
Not funny and has a stink of r****m.
So what. I laughed anyway
Apr 21, 2016 11:14:42 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
ricardo7 wrote:
Not funny and has a stink of r****m.
The only thing worse than r****m, yet much more dangerous, is POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!
Apr 21, 2016 11:30:06 #
The reason it is funny is because there is a strong element of t***h to it. When someone gets offended at these types of jokes, no matter their target, it is because they are denying t***h and their self righteous piety casues them agony over what everyone knows but most are afraid to admit. If you look at violent crime statistics any where in the world you will see that one group, if represented in the population, is always at the top of the crime rate heap by a large margin - like 6 to 10 times. I have never found an exception to date and I doubt anyone else can either but go ahead and prove me wrong. Why this is so I don't know but that does not negate the t***h of the matter.
Apr 21, 2016 12:47:58 #
gmcase wrote:
The reason it is funny is because there is a stron... (show quote)
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Very well put.
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