Bmarsh Loc: Bellaire, MI

FISHING VS SEX.... A REAL PRIMER....19 REASONS TO READ ON..



#19 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.

#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished with long ago.

#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighbor-hood to buy Fishing stuff.

#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment.

#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, it does not cost extra,like when you have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

Perfect!

Robert R Loc: Indianapolis and Naples

If your fishing partner says I can't fish today, I have a headache, it is perfectly acceptable to go fishing with some else.

DAVE FISHING Loc: Phoenix,Arizona

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AND YOU SMELL THE SAME WHEN YOUR DONE.

d2b2 Loc: Catonsville, Maryland, USA

Great post!

FrumCA

Good ones!!

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jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Excellent, and so many words can be substituted for "fishing."

llamb Loc: Northeast Ohio

Fishing leads to boat$.
Boat$ are just holes in the water that you pour money into.
Having written that, I fish, I have a boat, and I still like sex. I was going to cut the grass today, but maybe I'll go fishing instead. "Honey, do you want...

bookman Loc: Southeast Michigan

# 20 - When your reel stops working you can always buy a new one. :thumbup:

DAVE FISHING Loc: Phoenix,Arizona

I HAVE TWO BOATS AND JUST LOST THE POWERHEAD ON THE TOON.GOING TO REBUILD OR FIND A REBUILT ONE.

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jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

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llamb Loc: Northeast Ohio

I love the second picture; sand, boat in the water, cacti in a lush setting, foothills and mountains! You have it all! Good luck with your repairs.
~Lee

Kuzano

A little bit of limber in your fishing pole is OK, and if your fishing pole stays stiff for more than four hours, you don't need to call a doctor.

As they say, when you go fishing, "We doan need no steeeenkiin' Viagra!"

Duckfart Loc: Olympia, Washington

Good point! :D :D :D

NJFrank Loc: New Jersey

They all make perfect sense to me. In addition if you hook a big one that is a added bonus