Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.

Little Johnny is at it again


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>> Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a
>> Friday afternoon, and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids
>> to get them thinking.
>>
>> "Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first
>> person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off." said the
teacher.
>>
>> 'Who is credited with writing the phrase, 'To be or not to be, that
>> is the question'?" asked the teacher.
>>
>> Little Pham Lam Nguyen at the front of the class called out,
>> 'Shakespeare'.
>>
>> 'Well done!' said the teacher, 'You can have Monday off."
>>
>> 'No thank you Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our
>> culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday
>> studying hard.' said Little Pham Lam Nguyen.
>>
>> 'Well okay,' said the teacher.
>>
>> The next quote is, "I had a dream!"
>>
>> Little Fri Sum Kat also at the front yelled out "I bereiva it was
>> Martin Ruther King!"
>>
>> "Well done!" said the teacher. 'You can have Monday off"
>>
>> "No thanka you miss I am of Chinese oligin and we also do not take
>> time offa school. Education is evelything to us, so I will be in on
>> Monday studying hard too." said little Fri Sum Kat.
>>
>> 'Okay,' said the teacher.
>>
>> Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, "F*%3ing Asians!"
>>
>> "Who said that?" yelled the teacher in an angry tone.
>>
>> "Donald Trump!" yelled little Johnny. "See ya Tuesday ..........."

jim quist Loc: Missouri

Thanks for my morning laugh

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

Thanks for the laugh. I received this:-
A teacher asks the class to name something that end with "tor" and eats things. So the first little boy says, "Alligator.""Very good Peter, that's a big word."The second boy says, "Predator.""Yes, that's another big word, Tommy. Well done."Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word Little Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything." Little Johnny replies "Well, my sister has one and she says it eats f*cking batteries like there's no tomorrow!"

Terrymac Loc: LONDON U.K.

Good one Neil. I shall use it.

soba1 Loc: Somewhere In So Ca

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soba1 Loc: Somewhere In So Ca

I needed that

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

Lol to both of them...

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

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