Not stupid
Apr 10, 2016 11:04:24 #
A guy has a flat tire in front of an insane asylum. In the process of changing the tire he steps on his hub cab and sends the lug nuts flying. He searches and searches but can find only one.
During the whole thing there's a guy standing inside the fence of the asylum watching and finally says, "Why don't you take one off of the other tires and use on that tire. That will give you 4 on each tire and you can drive in to town and get some more."
The guy looks at him for a second and says, "That's a good idea. Why didn't I think of the that?"
The guy in the fence says, "I'm in here because I'm crazy, not because I'm stupid."
During the whole thing there's a guy standing inside the fence of the asylum watching and finally says, "Why don't you take one off of the other tires and use on that tire. That will give you 4 on each tire and you can drive in to town and get some more."
The guy looks at him for a second and says, "That's a good idea. Why didn't I think of the that?"
The guy in the fence says, "I'm in here because I'm crazy, not because I'm stupid."
Apr 10, 2016 11:26:07 #
Chaostrain wrote:
A guy has a flat tire in front of an insane asylum... (show quote)
An oldie but a goodie! :thumbup:
Apr 11, 2016 06:20:00 #
Apr 11, 2016 06:56:37 #
Sometimes it's good to pull out the old ones and blow the dust off.
Apr 11, 2016 08:35:34 #
If you watched the NASCAR race Saturday night, you saw that those guys are often using only four lug nuts now, and sometimes three if they're in a real hurry.
Apr 11, 2016 10:12:12 #
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Apr 17, 2016 15:58:40 #
Chaostrain wrote:
A guy has a flat tire in front of an insane asylum... (show quote)
ONE OF THE FEW JOKES I REMEMBER. AND THE RATTLE SNAKE JOKE.
Apr 18, 2016 02:18:07 #
jaymatt wrote:
If you watched the NASCAR race Saturday night, you saw that those guys are often using only four lug nuts now, and sometimes three if they're in a real hurry.
Yeah, I saw that, but if they get caught with only three. . . it's against the rules.
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