G.A.S., It's Little More Than a BIG APRIL FOOLS JOKE!!
Apr 1, 2016 04:56:09 #
Yes, that's right!! While confessing at the big Camera alter today, one of the Camera Gods floated down and alighted next to me, then spoke unto me and did a confession of her own...., She said that GAS is little more than a BIG long running April fools joke that's been going on since the days of Edward Curtis!!
The Camera God told me that GAS actually stands for GODS ARE SADISTIC!!! Boy, ain't that so!
I always knew that man could not have come up with such a wide spread epidemic on their own.
But I will say, the God had a really cool futuristic looking Canon hanging from her neck. Yes, the Camera Gods shoot with Canons!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
She also told me that the Big Brown truck will stop at every believers house today!
Have a great 1st!......, ;-)
SS
The Camera God told me that GAS actually stands for GODS ARE SADISTIC!!! Boy, ain't that so!
I always knew that man could not have come up with such a wide spread epidemic on their own.
But I will say, the God had a really cool futuristic looking Canon hanging from her neck. Yes, the Camera Gods shoot with Canons!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
She also told me that the Big Brown truck will stop at every believers house today!
Have a great 1st!......, ;-)
SS
Apr 1, 2016 05:00:06 #
Apr 1, 2016 06:07:43 #
SharpShooter wrote:
Yes, that's right!! While confessing at the big Ca... (show quote)
What, not a Leica?!!! I guess God likes changing lens systems every few decades. Yes, truly G.A.S. (new meaning that is). :twisted:
Apr 1, 2016 07:46:35 #
The sacred EXIF's tell us that one of the first Brown Trucks hit the apple tree, causing them all to be expelled from the Garden. (Madison Square, I think, but I'm not sure.) From that point on, now having an original sin upon them, they had to carry all manner of burdens, slowing down their delivery of our beloved camera gear! What a negative event, and every day the Camera Gods lose more and more of their power to develop The Brown Truck Without Sin (or dents)! The Gods need our help! Fall to your knees! (checkbook in hand!) You need only sign your name! I will fill in the rest! Thank You! The Gods will bless you with perfect focus forever, or for one year, whichever comes first.
(Call BR-549 for mailing instructions. Operators are standing by. Credit cards also accepted. Just mail them in for a never ending recharging of your Batteries Of Hope!). Now go! Click those shutters in joy, secure in the knowledge that you are helping bring about redemption for the Brown Truck! Just watch out for apple trees! :-D
(Call BR-549 for mailing instructions. Operators are standing by. Credit cards also accepted. Just mail them in for a never ending recharging of your Batteries Of Hope!). Now go! Click those shutters in joy, secure in the knowledge that you are helping bring about redemption for the Brown Truck! Just watch out for apple trees! :-D
Apr 1, 2016 07:48:40 #
Going out right now to wait in the "Gas Patch" with Linus. Hope they stop😬
Good one SS😀
Good one SS😀
Apr 1, 2016 07:53:28 #
DLH13 wrote:
Going out right now to wait in the "Gas Patch" with Linus. Hope they stop😬
Good one SS😀
Good one SS😀
Yes, I have to add that also! Good post, SS.
Sorry about hijacking your post with my own ramblings, but you got me so inspired this morning (or maybe it was just a lack of coffee), that I couldn't help myself! :-D
Apr 1, 2016 08:29:15 #
SharpShooter wrote:
Yes, that's right!! While confessing at the big Ca... (show quote)
When I have gas, Tums, Rolaids and Walmart brand Equate help a lot.
Apr 1, 2016 11:49:23 #
Jim Bob wrote:
When I have gas, Tums, Rolaids and Walmart brand Equate help a lot.
Tums, Rolaids and Equate are very effective against gas but quite useless against GAS!!!!
For GAS you must pray!!!!
The only known 100% effective cure, is to throw yourself underneath a very fast moving BROWN TRUCK!!!
But be warned, that cure is permanent and cannot be reversed!!!!! :lol: 🙈 🙊 🙉
SS
Apr 1, 2016 12:20:55 #
SharpShooter wrote:
Yes, that's right!! While confessing at the big Ca... (show quote)
I believe! I believe!!!! :thumbup:
Apr 1, 2016 19:24:21 #
Ol' Frank wrote:
I believe! I believe!!!! :thumbup:
Still hearing those bells, huh?
Apr 1, 2016 19:38:05 #
I can't believe that a god uses a camera strap....even on a Canon :|
Apr 1, 2016 19:38:08 #
Apr 1, 2016 20:07:49 #
Macro, of course the Gods use a strap!! And yes, it was the stock OEM strap!
I asked...., and was told, that Gods don't change both the lens and the strap with each change!!
Hmmmmmm, it started to make sense, even to this slow learner....., but anyway, who am I to question a Camera God!!!!! :lol:
SS
I asked...., and was told, that Gods don't change both the lens and the strap with each change!!
Hmmmmmm, it started to make sense, even to this slow learner....., but anyway, who am I to question a Camera God!!!!! :lol:
SS
Apr 1, 2016 21:04:30 #
Apr 2, 2016 12:43:08 #
Haydon wrote:
Praise the "BROWN TRUCK!"
AND a credit card with a low outstanding balance due!!!
:D :D :D
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