Tom DePuy Loc: Waxhaw, N.C.

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray...'God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the Lotto.' Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays...'God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.' Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays...'My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order.' Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...'Sweetheart, work with Me on this... Buy a ticket'

grillmaster5062

Very cute! My blonde wife even liked it!

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

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lev29 Loc: Born and living in MA.

This is a funny joke, even though it's old. But blondes, dumb or not, have nothing to do with this particular subject material. In my opinion, which granted you may not be interested in, one main reason why "true" dumb blonde jokes work is that the situation fits the stereotype of what generally is thought to be "a dumb blonde."

I first heard this joke with the circumstances slightly modified. Moshe was praying to G-d incessantly for days about how he really needed to win the lottery to help his family. Then G-d whispered in his ear, "Yo, Moshe. Buy a ticket!"

If one can get over the stereotype as to Jews and thrift, it's funny. That's an example of a joke fitting a particular stereotype, which is why it works (depending on who is telling it.)