Tom DePuy Loc: Waxhaw, N.C.

A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters 'UFO' were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off. 'Do you realize what just happened?' the station owner finally uttered. 'Yeah,' said the blonde attendant. 'So?' 'Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!' 'Yeah,' repeated the blonde attendant. 'So?' 'Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!' 'Yeah,' repeated the blonde attendant. 'So?' 'Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!' The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means 'Unleaded Fuel Only.'

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

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RS Loc: W Columbia, SC

Now that one caught me!!
I didn't see that one coming . . .
- - - or going . . .

Swamp-Cork Loc: Lanexa, Virginia

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Lady Red Loc: Puget Sound, WA

Groan, groan groan :)

lev29 Loc: Born and living in MA.

Ha-ha, but ultimately ... groan. Nevertheless, thanks for trying!

Tom DePuy Loc: Waxhaw, N.C.

Groan, groan groan :)....lol back atcha

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Maybe she's saner than the rest of us. :-D

davidk2020 Loc: San Diego

I'm more inclined to believe in aliens and UFOs than gas station attendants.

Tom DePuy Loc: Waxhaw, N.C.

yes I don't recall the last time I saw a gas station attendant, and your right about being more inclined to believe in aliens... :-D

DAVE FISHING Loc: Phoenix,Arizona

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DAVE FISHING Loc: Phoenix,Arizona

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