Slick Willie's Box



When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I put a box under the
bed. Promise me you will never look in it.

In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked; however, on
the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her,
and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In it were 3 empty beer cans
and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the
bed.

Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why
there was such a box and with those contents. That evening they were
out for a special anniversary dinner after which she confessed, saying,
“I'm so sorry, Bill. For all these years I kept my promise and never
looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was
too much and I gave in. Now I just have to know, why do you keep the 3
beer cans in the box?”

Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you
deserve to know the t***h. Whenever I was unfaithful, I put an empty beer
can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.”

Hillary was shocked but thought, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula, and Monica.
Since I know he is addicted to sex, three times is not too bad.” She said, “OK, Bill,

I guess I can forgive you.”

Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their
peace.

A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that
money in the box?"

He answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took
them to a recycling center."