This is cute.
Mar 12, 2016 13:02:26 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Oh My!
A lady meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
leaving together..
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,
she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with
soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire
wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears
running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a
large collection of teddy bears. She is quite impressed by his
sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile,
she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the
one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds
warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically
lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom, where they rip
off each others clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls
over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her
eyes, and says:
Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf
A lady meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
leaving together..
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment,
she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with
soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
cute, Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire
wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears
running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a
large collection of teddy bears. She is quite impressed by his
sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile,
she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the
one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds
warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically
lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom, where they rip
off each others clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls
over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her
eyes, and says:
Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf
Mar 12, 2016 13:17:24 #
:-D :-D I think this is really funny. :D :D
My wife thinks it is an offda :thumbdown:
My wife thinks it is an offda :thumbdown:
Mar 12, 2016 13:18:45 #
Mar 12, 2016 13:20:18 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
tramsey wrote:
:-D :-D I think this is really funny. :D :D
My wife thinks it is an offda :thumbdown:
My wife thinks it is an offda :thumbdown:
I won't get my wife's opinion. She might say I'm worth an old ball of string. :oops:
Mar 12, 2016 13:23:35 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
ebbote wrote:
What a jerk.
:thumbup: :thumbup: Yep! It takes 2 to tango.
Mar 12, 2016 14:31:24 #
Mar 12, 2016 15:34:28 #
Mar 12, 2016 17:00:08 #
tis a man's joke.............. she was an idiot to go to his place on a first date.(OK I am an old girl!)
Mar 12, 2016 21:48:11 #
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Mar 13, 2016 11:46:39 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Luggerbugs wrote:
I like it - funny :thumbup:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :lol:
Mar 13, 2016 11:47:20 #
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