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Mar 3, 2016 11:05:35   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
This has been around for quite some time, but I still enjoyed reading it. I thought some of you "older dudes & dudesses" might enjoy it too.
Mark

Remember Slow Food?


'Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?'


'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,


I informed him.


'All the food was slow.'


'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?'


'It was a place called 'at
Home,'' I explained. !


'Mom cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it.'


By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table.


But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it :


Some parents NEVER owned their own house, never wore Levis, never set foot on a golf course, never traveled out of the country or had a credit card.



In their later years they had something called a revolving charge card. The card was good only at Sears Roebuck. Or maybe it was Sears & Roebuck.
Either way, there is no Roebuck anymore. Maybe he died.


My parents never drove me to soccer practice. This was mostly because we never had heard of soccer.


I had a bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed, (slow)



We didn't have a television in our house until I was 11.


It was, of course, black and white, and the station went off the air at midnight, after playing the national anthem and a poem about God; it came back on the air at about 6 a.m. And there was usually a locally produced news and farm show on, featuring local people.


I was 19 before I tasted my first pizza, it was called 'pizza pie.' When I bit into it, I burned the roof of my mouth and the cheese slid off, swung down, plastered itself against my chin and burned that, too. It's still the best pizza I ever had.


I never had a telephone in my room. The only phone in the house was in the living room and it was on a party line. Before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some people you didn't know weren't already using the line.


Pizzas were not delivered to our home
But milk was.


All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers--my brother delivered a newspaper, six days a week. It cost 7 cents a paper, of which he got to keep 2 cents.
He had to get up at 6 AM every morning.


On Saturday, he had to collect the 42 cents from his customers. His favorite customers were the ones who gave him 50 cents and told him to keep the change. His least favorite customers were the ones who seemed to never be home on collection day.


Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the movies. There were no movie ratings because all movies were responsibly produced for everyone to enjoy viewing, without profanity or violence or most anything offensive.


If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren


Just don't blame me if they bust a gut laughing.


Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it?


MEMORIES from a friend :


My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to 'sprinkle' clothes with because we didn't have steam irons. Man, I am old.

How many do you remember?


Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.


Ignition switches on the dashboard.


Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall.


Real ice boxes.


Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.


Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.


Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.


Older Than Dirt Quiz :


Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about. Ratings at the bottom.


1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. Coffee shops or diners with table side jukeboxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines on the telephone
8 Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11.. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were only 3 channels...[if you were fortunate)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&H green stamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers


If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 16-25 = You' re older than dirt!


I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best parts of my life.


Don't forget to pass this along!!
Especially to all your really good OLD friends

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Mar 3, 2016 11:11:45   #
twillsol Loc: St. Louis, MO
 
[quote=markngolf]This has been around for quite some time, but I still enjoyed reading it. I thought some of you "older dudes & dudesses" might enjoy it too.
Mark

Remember Slow Food?


'Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?'


'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,


I informed him.


'All the food was slow.'


'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?'


'It was a place called 'at
Home,'' I explained. !


'Mom cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it.'


By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table.


But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it :


Some parents NEVER owned their own house, never wore Levis, never set foot on a golf course, never traveled out of the country or had a credit card.



In their later years they had something called a revolving charge card. The card was good only at Sears Roebuck. Or maybe it was Sears & Roebuck.
Either way, there is no Roebuck anymore. Maybe he died.


My parents never drove me to soccer practice. This was mostly because we never had heard of soccer.


I had a bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed, (slow)



We didn't have a television in our house until I was 11.


It was, of course, black and white, and the station went off the air at midnight, after playing the national anthem and a poem about God; it came back on the air at about 6 a.m. And there was usually a locally produced news and farm show on, featuring local people.


I was 19 before I tasted my first pizza, it was called 'pizza pie.' When I bit into it, I burned the roof of my mouth and the cheese slid off, swung down, plastered itself against my chin and burned that, too. It's still the best pizza I ever had.


I never had a telephone in my room. The only phone in the house was in the living room and it was on a party line. Before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some people you didn't know weren't already using the line.


Pizzas were not delivered to our home
But milk was.


All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers--my brother delivered a newspaper, six days a week. It cost 7 cents a paper, of which he got to keep 2 cents.
He had to get up at 6 AM every morning.


On Saturday, he had to collect the 42 cents from his customers. His favorite customers were the ones who gave him 50 cents and told him to keep the change. His least favorite customers were the ones who seemed to never be home on collection day.


Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the movies. There were no movie ratings because all movies were responsibly produced for everyone to enjoy viewing, without profanity or violence or most anything offensive.


If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren


Just don't blame me if they bust a gut laughing.


Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it?


MEMORIES from a friend :


My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to 'sprinkle' clothes with because we didn't have steam irons. Man, I am old.

How many do you remember?


Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.


Ignition switches on the dashboard.


Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall.


Real ice boxes.


Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.


Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.


Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.


Older Than Dirt Quiz :


Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about. Ratings at the bottom.


1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. Coffee shops or diners with table side jukeboxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines on the telephone
8 Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11.. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were only 3 channels...[if you were fortunate)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&H green stamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers


If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 16-25 = You' re older than dirt!


I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best parts of my life.


Don't forget to pass this along!!
Especially to all your really good OLD friends[/quote]


Yes, I remember all those days...thanks for the memories.

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Mar 3, 2016 11:14:09   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 
I remember it well!! I can remember us neighborhood kids going down to the fire station and watching TV, the firemen would let us sit on the floor and watch the tv which was the size of a refridgerator with an 8" screen!! We would even watch test pattern until Captain Video or Texas Wrestling came on....only one channel!!
:D :D

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Mar 3, 2016 11:17:32   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
A little inflation! I delivered the paper 6 days for a total of 30 cents and I kept 8 cents.

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Mar 3, 2016 11:18:25   #
BassmanBruce Loc: Middle of the Mitten
 
Rats, I'm now officially older than dirt. There were only about three I don't remember.

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Mar 3, 2016 11:21:49   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
I remember them all and I'm not that old. A forty niner and not 1849!

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Mar 3, 2016 11:35:18   #
usn ret Loc: SoCal High Desert
 
Maybe I was around when they made dirt.

No phone until I had been in the navy a couple years.

Mom heated her iron on the kitchen stove.

Milk was not delivered, it came directly from the source.

And I still do not know what BlackJack gum was??

We also had a battery, 6 volt lead acid, powered radio that also played 78 RPM records.

Battery was charged by a wind charger. We were already green before green was the in thing. WOW!

Thanks for the memories. Cliff

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Mar 3, 2016 11:35:55   #
JohnFrim Loc: Somewhere in the Great White North.
 
Yes, I remember them all. When my now-35-year-old son was around 10 he remarked, "What, you didn't have Nintendo when you grew up?" Also, in response to a comment about when I was young he said, "Yeah, but when you were a kid you had to wind up the record player." I corrected him, pointing out I was not THAT old. But somewhere I have an electric fan motor that was designed for 25 Hz. It turns slowly on 60 Hz power until it gets really hot, after which the magnetic properties change enough that it suddenly accelerates to proper speed.

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Mar 3, 2016 11:43:04   #
MT Shooter Loc: Montana
 
I just call all that "childhood". Geez, maybe I AM getting old!!!!! :thumbup:

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Mar 3, 2016 11:44:43   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
It's important to occasionally move so that nobody throws dirt on you!

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Mar 3, 2016 11:57:12   #
mas24 Loc: Southern CA
 
[quote=markngolf]This has been around for quite some time, but I still enjoyed reading it. I thought some of you "older dudes & dudesses" might enjoy it too.
Mark

Remember Slow Food?


'Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?'


'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,


I informed him.


'All the food was slow.'


'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?'


'It was a place called 'at
Home,'' I explained. !


'Mom cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it.'


By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table.


But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it :


Some parents NEVER owned their own house, never wore Levis, never set foot on a golf course, never traveled out of the country or had a credit card.



In their later years they had something called a revolving charge card. The card was good only at Sears Roebuck. Or maybe it was Sears & Roebuck.
Either way, there is no Roebuck anymore. Maybe he died.


My parents never drove me to soccer practice. This was mostly because we never had heard of soccer.


I had a bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed, (slow)



We didn't have a television in our house until I was 11.


It was, of course, black and white, and the station went off the air at midnight, after playing the national anthem and a poem about God; it came back on the air at about 6 a.m. And there was usually a locally produced news and farm show on, featuring local people.


I was 19 before I tasted my first pizza, it was called 'pizza pie.' When I bit into it, I burned the roof of my mouth and the cheese slid off, swung down, plastered itself against my chin and burned that, too. It's still the best pizza I ever had.


I never had a telephone in my room. The only phone in the house was in the living room and it was on a party line. Before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some people you didn't know weren't already using the line.


Pizzas were not delivered to our home
But milk was.


All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers--my brother delivered a newspaper, six days a week. It cost 7 cents a paper, of which he got to keep 2 cents.
He had to get up at 6 AM every morning.


On Saturday, he had to collect the 42 cents from his customers. His favorite customers were the ones who gave him 50 cents and told him to keep the change. His least favorite customers were the ones who seemed to never be home on collection day.


Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the movies. There were no movie ratings because all movies were responsibly produced for everyone to enjoy viewing, without profanity or violence or most anything offensive.


If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren


Just don't blame me if they bust a gut laughing.


Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it?


MEMORIES from a friend :


My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to 'sprinkle' clothes with because we didn't have steam irons. Man, I am old.

How many do you remember?


Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.


Ignition switches on the dashboard.


Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall.


Real ice boxes.


Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.


Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.


Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.


Older Than Dirt Quiz :


Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about. Ratings at the bottom.


1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. Coffee shops or diners with table side jukeboxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines on the telephone
8 Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11.. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were only 3 channels...[if you were fortunate)
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S&H green stamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers


If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,
If you remembered 16-25 = You' re older than dirt!


I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best parts of my life.


Don't forget to pass this along!!
Especially to all your really good OLD friends[/quote]

Wow. you just made me realize just how old I have become. I remember my mother bought me a small 45rpm record player for Christmas. She sacrificed to get it for me.. She had small a collection of 78rpm records. You could buy a two sided 45 rpm record for 98 cents at the 5 and 10 cents store. Most TV's were black and white then. No one owned a color TV on my block. But I saw one elsehwhere as a kid . "Bonanza" in color. Little Joe, Adam, Ben, and of course, Big Hoss. My favorite. The color TV was a RCA Brand I remember. I will pass this along to those older than me. Thanks for the memories.

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Mar 3, 2016 12:00:11   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
We had a color tv. Could buy a greenish blue plastic film to put over the screen. :roll:

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Mar 3, 2016 12:07:51   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
My pleasure.
79 and still kicking!!
Mark

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Mar 3, 2016 12:10:13   #
markngolf Loc: Bridgewater, NJ
 
We had a magnifying glass on a stand in front of the 8 inch B & W. It you sat on any angle viewing the screen, the images looked like the mirrors at the "funhouse".
DaveO wrote:
We had a color tv. Could buy a greenish blue plastic film to put over the screen. :roll:


:thumbup: :thumbup:

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Mar 3, 2016 13:03:57   #
Tom DePuy Loc: Waxhaw, N.C.
 
tv antenna on the roof so we could get those three channels to watch.....and I was the remote control... :)

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