Is proof reading a dying art ?.
IS PROOF READING A DYING ART???
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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! correction the next day.
I just couldn't help but send thaloToo
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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Pretty funny Mullumby, sometimes ya gotta just scratch your head and wonder.
:-D :-D
How well I know about this problem--I was a composition teacher. :cry: :cry: :cry:
It's been one of 'those' days & I really needed a good laugh.....
Thanks much......
BTW - I was raised by an English Teacher and a Librarian / Proofreader....
They would have absolutely loved these!
ajohnston3 wrote:
It's been one of 'those' days & I really needed a good laugh.....
Thanks much......
BTW - I was raised by an English Teacher and a Librarian / Proofreader....
They would have absolutely loved these!
Married to one! :roll: :roll:
mullumby wrote:
IS PROOF READING A DYING ART???
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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! correction the next day.
I just couldn't help but send thaloToo
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
-----------------------------------------------------------
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
---------------------------------------------------------------
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
------------------------------------------------------
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
----------------------------------------------------------
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
----------------------------------------------------------------
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
----------------------------------------------------------
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
----------------------------------------------
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
-----------------------------------------------
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
---------------- ---------------------------------
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
***************************************************
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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IS PROOF READING A DYING ART??? br br **********... (
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Nope its not dying!!!! ITS DEAD!!!
Having a great time. Wish you were her.
Wouldn't go to the store for my wife, so she ran over herself.
I was no where near the top of my English class, however, I am, and always have been since 1st grade, an avid reader. The number of spelling mistakes I've found in books in the past 20 years has been astounding. I don't know how much time they give a proofreader to go through galley proofs, but apparently it isn't long enough, or to meet press time, they just don't want to bother changing one misspelled word.
Proof reading? Is that a government office? :? :?
PRETENDER wrote:
Proof reading? Is that a government office? :? :?
Quiet or they'll start one! :roll: :roll:
Remember, commas save lives!
Let's eat grandma vs. Let's eat, grandma.
jaymatt wrote:
:-D :-D
How well I know about this problem--I was a composition teacher. :cry: :cry: :cry:
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