A Modern Love Story.
Feb 23, 2016 10:35:18 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
Feb 23, 2016 13:24:11 #
Feb 24, 2016 09:55:22 #
Feb 24, 2016 11:03:41 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
DaveO wrote:
Sounds like he has a military background....
:thumbup: :lol: It does! (But not because he's on the toilet.)
Feb 24, 2016 11:03:58 #
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