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Feb 23, 2016 01:48:01 #
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
Sign over a Gynaecologists Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.
On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed.
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout.
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push.
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.
Graham/098\
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
Sign over a Gynaecologists Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.
On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed.
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout.
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push.
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.
Graham/098\
Feb 23, 2016 05:52:43 #
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Feb 23, 2016 18:59:58 #
Graham Thirkill wrote:
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
Graham/098\
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
Graham/098\
"Come in and eat before we both starve."
Feb 23, 2016 22:37:15 #
Lady Red
Loc: Puget Sound, WA
These are all great!
Reminds me of one I saw way back when when I was a child in Missouri.
It read "Eat here, diet home".
Reminds me of one I saw way back when when I was a child in Missouri.
It read "Eat here, diet home".
Feb 24, 2016 07:31:54 #
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Feb 24, 2016 11:12:12 #
[quote=Graham Thirkill]A SIGN
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.
Now your cooking. Thanks
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.
Now your cooking. Thanks
Feb 24, 2016 12:34:57 #
During my forty year career as a journeyman electrician, I actually worked for a company that had "Let Us Remove Your Shorts" painted on the side of their trucks.
Feb 24, 2016 15:53:00 #
[quote=Cynorman]
The sign I once saw had one less letter....
"Tank heaven for little grills."
Jerry
Graham Thirkill wrote:
A SIGN
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills."
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills."
The sign I once saw had one less letter....
"Tank heaven for little grills."
Jerry
Feb 24, 2016 18:30:41 #
Sign on a garbage truck in Cedar Rapids, Iowa: Satisfaction guaranteed or double your garbage back.
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Feb 25, 2016 02:07:31 #
A Concrete Coring Company in Dallas Texas truck slogan signs "Your hole is our goal"
Feb 25, 2016 03:31:17 #
Many years ago "this is perfectly true" there was a soft drinks company in Pudsey, Leeds, called Thompson & Pearson the roundsman used to go round the streets delivering the lemonade, orangeade all soft drink etc etc. The sign that he had on the side of his truck said:- DRINK 'T' AND 'P' TABLE WATER. It caused quite a stir i it's day, this was in the 1950's.
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Feb 26, 2016 14:43:37 #
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