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Your Yearly Dementia Test
Feb 18, 2016 12:15:40   #
ayersrl Loc: Palm Beach Gardens,Fl
 
Your Yearly Dementia Test
(only 4 questions)




Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!

Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test. Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.

Take this test to determine if you're losing it or not.

The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.


#1. What do you put in a toaster?






Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast', just give up now and go do something else.
And, try not to hurt yourself.

If you said, bread, go to Question #2.


# 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?






Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question.Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat.Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Women's Weekly or Auto World. However, if you did say 'water', proceed to Question #3.




# 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks,what is a green house made from?




Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.

If you said 'green bricks', why are you still reading this??? PLEASE, go lie down!



But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.





# 4. Do not use a calculator for this:

You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia .
In Staten Island , 17 people got on the bus.
In New Brunswick , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Windsor , 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Trenton , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Bristol , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
And, in Camden , 6 people get off and 3 get on.

You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.


Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver?





Answer:Oh, for crying out loud!



Don't you remember your own age?!?! The Question said it was YOU driving the bus!



If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!

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Feb 18, 2016 12:41:34   #
jack schade Loc: La Pine Oregon
 
Very good.
Jack

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Feb 18, 2016 12:47:12   #
vicksart Loc: Novato, CA -earthquake country
 
:-D Fun. I guess I'm not senile...yet!

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Feb 18, 2016 15:48:08   #
JohnSwanda Loc: San Francisco
 
I did get the Green House answer, since I could see what direction the test was going in, but there are Green Houses which are not Greenhouses.

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Feb 19, 2016 11:00:05   #
Nikonhermit Loc: In This Place
 
@ JohnSwanda:

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Feb 19, 2016 11:23:05   #
Trentc Loc: Denver, CO
 
ayersrl wrote:
Your Yearly Dementia Test
(only 4 questions)




Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!

Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test. Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.

Take this test to determine if you're losing it or not.

The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.


#1. What do you put in a toaster?






Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast', just give up now and go do something else.
And, try not to hurt yourself.

If you said, bread, go to Question #2.


# 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?






Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question.Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat.Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Women's Weekly or Auto World. However, if you did say 'water', proceed to Question #3.




# 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks,what is a green house made from?




Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.

If you said 'green bricks', why are you still reading this??? PLEASE, go lie down!



But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.





# 4. Do not use a calculator for this:

You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia .
In Staten Island , 17 people got on the bus.
In New Brunswick , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Windsor , 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Trenton , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Bristol , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
And, in Camden , 6 people get off and 3 get on.

You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.


Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver?





Answer:Oh, for crying out loud!



Don't you remember your own age?!?! The Question said it was YOU driving the bus!



If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!
Your Yearly Dementia Test br (only 4 questions) br... (show quote)


Damn...I'm in trouble.

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Feb 19, 2016 11:24:46   #
Madman Loc: Gulf Coast, Florida USA
 
I'm good for another year! That's a relief.

Thanks for allowing me to take this scientific test.

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Feb 19, 2016 11:46:41   #
lorenww Loc: St. Petersburg
 
Like

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Feb 19, 2016 13:26:53   #
Earworms Loc: Sacramento, California
 
Hey, I put waffles in my toaster!

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Feb 19, 2016 13:30:50   #
boberic Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander
 
ayersrl wrote:
Your Yearly Dementia Test
(only 4 questions)




Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!
Test? I don't remember any test.
Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test. Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.

Take this test to determine if you're losing it or not.

The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.


#1. What do you put in a toaster?






Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast', just give up now and go do something else.
And, try not to hurt yourself.

If you said, bread, go to Question #2.


# 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?






Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question.Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat.Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Women's Weekly or Auto World. However, if you did say 'water', proceed to Question #3.




# 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks,what is a green house made from?




Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.

If you said 'green bricks', why are you still reading this??? PLEASE, go lie down!



But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.





# 4. Do not use a calculator for this:

You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia .
In Staten Island , 17 people got on the bus.
In New Brunswick , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Windsor , 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Trenton , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Bristol , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
And, in Camden , 6 people get off and 3 get on.

You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.


Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver?





Answer:Oh, for crying out loud!



Don't you remember your own age?!?! The Question said it was YOU driving the bus!



If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!
Your Yearly Dementia Test br (only 4 questions) br... (show quote)

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Feb 19, 2016 13:35:48   #
boberic Loc: Quiet Corner, Connecticut. Ex long Islander
 
How many slabs of limestone did it take to complete the building of the Empire State building. 1 - the last slab completed the job

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